Tuesday, November 16, 2010

OH HELL! Where did the time go?

Alright people. I owe you a big apology. An incredibly huge apology.

I disappeared off the damned radar.

Yeah...met a boy, kissed him...and I liked him!

So much so that we are getting ready to move in together tomorrow. What does this have to do with Rob Pattinson...Um....Um....

Here's the skinny (kinda like Rob in his FOL's in Brazil)...

My SO has only an inkling of my Robsession. When I start to unpack boxes in our new home he's gonna know just how bad it is. Now granted it's slowed quite a bit since I have a real man to do the things to me that I fantasized about Rob doing. Better yet...this man makes me forget who I am at times!

Still, I'm worried that he's going to think that I'm just a relentless cougar with a huge sexual appetite. **TEE HEE**

So my SO is 2 years younger...do I still qualify as a cougar? As far as the relentless sexual appetite? Well you know what they say about younger men and older women..... LOL!!!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Hello Gorgeous

A month!  It's been a month since I posted my latest Robsessiveness!  I am remiss!!!  Thanks to Goz, Kate, and Kat at Robsessed for finding this video.

OH....HOLY HELL....THIS IS A PANTY SCORCHER!!!!!



Thursday, June 24, 2010

Is Bella Swan that fucking special?

I've sat here for days, not reading any of the hype, not paying attention to the media blitz. I am reticent. "Eclipse" was my favorite book out of the series. As much as I hated Jake for being a pushy shit, he was fighting for something he believed in.

Edward was and is always too righteous for his own good. Who died and made him the Lord and Protector of Bella Swan?

And while we are on the subject of Bella Swan....What makes her so fucking special? She whines, she manipulates, she is one lucky bitch to have two of the hottest guys on the planet fighting over her...

What makes her so damn special? Seriously...I want to know. Is it because we all put ourselves in her place because of the first person tense of the story, or do we really have this diabolical need to live precariously through her?

Granted...don't get me wrong. Spending time in a tent with two fuckhot guys can't be all that bad. I think she likes playing hard to get. It gives her power. And she utilizes the fuck out of it.

Yep. I officially hate Bella Swan.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Freeze Frame - Chapter 30 Teaser Time Y'all




“Your parents already know don’t they?” I sat there watching Edward’s fingers flex and unflex around the head of the stick shift. It was putting very naughty thoughts into my head and I forced myself to look out the window to see where we were going.

“Yes. I told them. I also told them everything that happened in Chicago. My father gave me some very interesting insight into the history of my family.”

I glanced back over at Edward. “So this is the reason you and I are going on a picnic? To tell me about your family? Jesus. It must be bad if you are buttering me up with your mother’s cooking and a picnic.”

Edward chuckled. “Oh yeah. Nothing beats blueberry muffins to take away the sting of ill gotten gains.”

“Great. I go from one criminal to another.” I snorted.

Edward’s eyes flashed at me. “Admit it Swan. You like the idea of me being a bad boy.”

I nodded and we both grinned as I scooted over to sit closer to him. I put my hand of the back of his neck and gently tugged at the hair there. It was always so silky soft.

“I just like the idea of you. Period. But being back here in Forks does bring back a lot of memories. Memories that I wish could be just a touch different.”

Edward pulled my hand away from the back of his neck and brought it to his lips.

“Then get ready for a new memory. One that should have happened a long time ago.”

Monday, June 7, 2010

Underwhelmed and Over It!




Dear Kristen,

Too little. Too late.

You can smile all you want, try to even pretend that you actually give a shit about the MTV awards. Hell...you even surprised us and actually said Thank You to the Twilight Franchise.

I hate to say it...but Rob standing behind you in that picture?......Yeah. I may need help for the psychotic fantasies running through my head right now. Can't even begin to say how many of us Twilight fans want to be in that position.

I'm so tired of you.

I'm tired of your boredom towards the fans. I'm tired of your incessant need to bite the hand that feeds you. I'm tired of your condescending attitude. I'm just flat ass tired of you.

Want to hear the sad part...? I am debating on whether I actually want to line your pockets on opening day with my hardearned money. I love the Twilight Saga and your ungrateful ass is ruining it for me.

I'm sure my love and devotion to RPattz will win out in the long run. That and the fact that "Eclipse" was my fav book in the series.

If MTV gave out awards for best couple...It would so be Rob and Taylor.

Your less than energetic performance as Bella in "New Moon" makes me dread "Eclipse" even more. Oh well. There is always Jackson and Nikki to look at. Plus...Xavier Samuel just might steal the show....

So take some time to really appreciate your fans. Seriously. You would be nowhere without them.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Kristen Stewart calls rape remark "enormous mistake"

Dear Kristen....

Oh My.  You really put your foot in it now didn't you? 

Even Rob Pattinson can't save you now.  That shovel just can't go deep enough for you. 

That latest dig...  Rape?  You liken your experience to rape?

What a foolish, self centered, ignorant fool you are.

I may not know if you have ever been raped.  I hope to God you haven't.  But for you to equate your 'paparazzi' experience to rape.....Unless that happened to you.....don't ever....ever say that shit!

I personally lived through a date rape experience.  How dare you tell me that your lack of patience for the paparazzi equates to what I lived through even though I said "no".....

Your lack of education, social manners, empathy for your fellow human being , and your absolute disdain for your fans until you are forced to toe the line.... leaves me cold.  I will never...ever....be a fan of yours.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Miss Manners would not approve!!!


My.  What a lovely picture.  Just what all those YA readers aspire for their Bella to be like.

You know that I am not a Kristen fan.  Lord knows...I have tried. 

I see pictures like this....and I just say "Why do I even try?"

So, little "Miss Condescending, I hate the Paps, I hate what my life has become which in turn means I hate Bella Swan and everything that the Twilight Saga means to people throughout the whole world and I want to be left alone".....My advice to you is....QUIT!!!

No one will really miss you.  I mean seriously?  How many of your films besides the Twilight Saga
have actually made any real box office money?  You are nothing but a blip on the radar screen honey.
The fans know a real winner when they see one and we pick ....ROBERT PATTINSON!!!

So just keep biting that hand that feeds you.  You will be left alone.  Maybe sooner than you think.





Friday, May 28, 2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Fabulous Fan Made "Eclipse" Trailer!!

This trailer is simply amazing!  "Eclipse" is my favorite book in the whole Twilight Saga.  I'm kinda <3ing Rose right now...  ENJOY!!!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Freeze Frame teaser Chapter 28 - The aftermath of Bella's proposal....






“Marry me Edward”.

Her words hung in the air. Frozen. Some weird part of me regressed and I could literally picture an episode of Sesame Street with the words magically appearing over the heads of muppets. Muppets. My girl just asked me to marry her and I’m thinking of fucking muppets. Not literally fucking muppets because that is just wrong on so many levels.

My brain is shutting down. I‘ve beaten the shit out of someone, I‘ve lived through an explosion, my girlfriend is a Playboy bunny, my Grandfather is some kind of BIG BAD and I‘m just rendered senseless right now. My heart is all up in my throat and I can’t even begin to make sense of the three words that Bella just said. Three words. Three words! I am numb. I don’t know what to say.

“Wow. Look at that face.” Bella uttered.



Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Freeze Frame - Chapter 27 TEASER TIME Y'ALL!!!




“Don’t thank me. If I had known, if I had taken better care of you, none of this would have happened.” I declared.

Bella snorted against my chest. “Edward! You had no way of knowing what was going to happen. Don’t you dare blame yourself.”

“You’re right Bella. I didn’t know. However, it doesn’t negate the fact that I let you down. I couldn’t stop James.”

A few weighty minutes of silence passed between us.

Bella’s voice finally sliced through the silence. “He’s dead. Isn’t he?”

I squeezed my eyes tightly shut for a moment. “Yes.”

“Did you?….Were you the one?….”

I kissed the top of her head. “No. But I wish in so many ways that I had.” I admitted.

Bella lay still in my arms. More silence.

“I’m glad he’s gone.” She finally whispered.

I could feel the wet mark of her tears on my chest. I just sat there and stroked her hair, held her and reassured her how much I loved her.

Loving Bella Swan was the only thing I knew how to do right. I wrapped her into my arms, held her tightly and listened as her grief, anger and sadness poured out.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

FREEZE FRAME - CHAPTER 26 TEASER TIME Y'ALL!!!



Here you go y'all! Just a little taste of what's to come!

After I had successfully cleaned the floor, I realized that I needed a shower myself. I rinsed out the bucket and watched as the horribly dark colored water swirled down the drain in my shower. I shivered and thought of Bella. She too had been bleeding. I had to steady myself as I stood up. I had grown either dizzy from the smell of the chemicals or the exhaustion being caused by my head wound. I slowly walked back into the kitchen to replace the cleaning supplies to their regular place.

I went and turned my shower back on and stripped out of my clothes. I went to my closet to find some fresh clothes to put on when I suddenly spied a piece of paper shoved haphazardly in between some of my tee shirts. I pulled it out and opened it.

I slid down to the floor and great sobs of grief burst forth from my chest. Bella. Even in her greatest moment of peril had found a way to tell me that she loved me. I’m not sure how long I stayed on the floor just letting all the emotion out. I don’t think I had cried like that since I left Forks for Europe without ever having the chance to tell Bella how I truly felt about her.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

The Kiss - Judges Choice winner!!


I am thrilled to announce that my one shot for the Public Lovin Contest was chosen as a Judge's Choice!
Special thanks to JandMsMommy and Beegirl13 for running the contest!  I had a blast writting this!
Another special thanks to Beegirl13 for making this awesome banner!

Shipwrecked - 1. Solid Ground






1. Solid Ground

I struggled in the water. My dress weighed me down and I tried desperately to swim to the surface. I felt an arm circle my waist and pull me towards the top of the rough sea.

I broke through the surf, coughing, spitting up the water I had accidentally swallowed as the boat was pulled under by the unforgiving power of the sea. It was the bronze haired boy whose arm was around my waist. I had never been so thankful for such a savior in my life. We floundered in the water, riding through each passing wave, trying to find some kind of flotsam to cling to. Instead, we clung to each other and I couldn't help but feel like he would never let me go. I found a strange amount of comfort in his touch.

"We have to find something to hold on to! I don't know how much longer I can tread water!" The boy yelled.

I circled around, my arms flailing in the water. I kicked rapidly to maintain my head above the water. I spied some wooden planks several feet away.

"There!" I yelled. I gesticulated wildly and we both swam towards the only thing that could give us a respite from our tribulations.

I grabbed the plank, hauled myself halfway on it and relaxed the moment I realized that it would hold my weight. The boy did the same thing. We both lay there, the water pounding around us, riding each wave helplessly.

I wiped a spray of water from my face and reached out my hand to him.

"Please?" I begged, yelling over the pounding surf, "I can't afford to lose anything else right now."

His long slender fingers grasped my hand and I shivered from the contact. I was terrified. The boy sensed my fear and tugged on my hand causing me to come closer to him. He grasped the board that I was holding onto and we clung together riding out each terrible wave that threatened to engulf us. Once again, his mere touch seemed to calm me.

Debris from the boat surrounded us. Bodies floated in the water and I found myself becoming nauseous. I came undone the moment that Miss Jessica's body finally floated to the surface. I wretched uncontrollably into the water. Never had I seen so much destruction and loss of human life at such an epic proportion. I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand.

The boy spoke quietly. "Don't. We can't mourn them. We need to focus on staying alive."

The tears slipped silently down my cheeks as I wept. I nodded at him and silently began to pray. I closed my eyes reciting the litany that always brought me comfort. Slowly, I could feel myself gaining control, my breathing evening out and I knew I had no choice but to do whatever it took to survive.

"I hope God hears your prayers because we are in dire need of them." The boy callously remarked.

My eyes snapped open and I glared at him. "God will not forsake me!"

"How can you be so sure he hasn't already? Take a look around. In case you haven't noticed, we're not exactly in the best situation."

I bristled at his words. "How dare you mock our Heavenly Father?"

The boy smirked at me and ran his long fingers through his wet, bronze hair.

"I dare. I dare and I shout at him for plunging me into this wet Hell and robbing me of my family. However, right now, you are all I have to remind me of my tortured existence in the world. If it weren't for you, I'd let go of this board right now and slip under the water."

I sucked in a sudden intake of breath. "Do not ever speak to me of taking your own life! That is a mortal sin!"

"Well, look who just grew up in a space of five minutes? Hang on tight, Miss Righteousness. We've got a long way to go before we're out of this shit." His voice was full of anger as he spat at me.

My cheeks flamed at the rough language that spewed forth from his pleasantly shaped mouth. But, inevitably, he was right. We were all we had at this moment and we needed each other to survive. I forgave his anger because I knew his heart was wounded by the loss of his father.

"Thank you for helping me." I said quietly.

"What???" He yelled at me, the surf pounded against us, propelling us helplessly about.

I took a deep breath and yelled back at him "I SAID THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!"

A slightly crooked but somewhat tortured grin graced his angelic face. "Yeah? Don't thank me! We're not out of this yet." He snapped.

I fumed at his utter disregard for me.

"You could try to be a little nicer, you know! I didn't cause this!" I yelled at him.

The boy's eyes widened and he smiled again. How could something so appealing appear in the middle of a maelstrom? Clearly he was losing his mind from grief. I began to worry that perhaps I would not survive. That was until he spoke to me strong and steadily.

"Look, I know I'm being rude but I just need us to get through this. Okay? I am not a complete monster you know!" His voice washed over me even through the rough sound of the waves. I felt this inexplicable draw towards him and I knew he would keep me safe no matter what. But I still couldn't help being a little perturbed by his rude behavior.

"I'm not righteous!" I snapped back at him. "I happen to be very terrified right now."

The boy's face fell. "I am terrified as well. But good for you, Miss! Keep that anger. It will keep you alive!"

I closed my eyes and gripped his hand tighter. Another wave shook us violently and the boy slipped from the plank.

"NO!" I screamed. It took all the strength I had to pull him towards me. He sputtered to the surface and I cried in relief.

"Quick! Find something to bind us together! We will lose our strength in this storm" He coughed out.

I glanced about madly. I finally saw some kind of rope attached to a sail that had come loose. I pointed to it and the boy nodded, both of us swimming in tandem towards it.

I felt his hands circle my waist as he wrapped the rope around. He looped the rope quickly around his own waist. He fastened us to a steadier looking piece of wood that floated in the waves. I could feel myself starting to shiver. I knew I was going into shock.

"This will either save the both of us, or serve to dangle us as bait to the sharks." He wryly remarked.

Suddenly, I was wrenched out of my stupor. I hadn't thought about the terrors of the deep that surrounded us. Unexpectedly, the idea of being stalked by a predator heightened my senses and I snapped out of whatever shock I was going into.

"What's your name?" I yelled over the next wave.

"Edward! Edward Cullen! What's yours?"

"Isabella Swan. Thank you, Edward Cullen for saving me today!"

His smile was grim. "Thank me if you still see my face in the morning after this storm has passed. " Another wave tossed us about and we both came up choking for air.

"Don't swallow the water, Isabella! It will make you sick! You need to try and keep your mouth closed. Let's quit talking until the storm passes… Okay?"

I reached out, grabbed his hand tightly and nodded at him. I understood what he had said and we passed through the violent night, shuddering and shaking against one another, but also taking comfort in knowing we were all each other had.

It was the heat that woke me the next day. The sea was calm, a mirror of bright and blue turquoise glass. One side of my face hurt and I realized that the sun had been baking down against my cheek. I reached up with my waterlogged fingers and gingerly touched my face. I had been burned by the sun. My skin had always been somewhat pale and now it sizzled against the touch of my fingers. I knew the traces of salt that I left on my skin from my wet fingers would only serve to make it worse.

Once I came about to full consciousness, I quickly glanced up and breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that Edward and I were still tethered together. He slept fitfully. I could hear him whimper, his brow creasing and I reached out to touch him.

His head snapped up violently. "What are you doing?"

"N… nothing! I'm sorry." I felt close to crying when I saw the bitter look on his face. Somehow I felt like all this was my fault. I was thirsty, I was hungry and my body hurt from being tossed like a rag doll through the waves all night long. I thought about the women back home who were raging a fight against inequality and I stomached my discomfort. If they had the fortitude to face the odds, then so did I. I took a deep breath and faced Edward's stone still face.

"How long before they start looking for us?" I finally ventured to ask.

"I don't know. I'm not sure if a distress signal was sent out or not."

Thankfully Edward didn't lie to me.

"Thank you, Mr. Cullen for being so truthful. I appreciate your candor."

A slight smile started to turn up the corner of one side of Edward's compelling mouth.

"Miss Swan? Just how old are you exactly?

"I just turned fifteen, Mr. Cullen. Why?"

A slight chuckle slipped past those perfectly formed lips. Yes, the sun had indeed affected more than just my skin.

"I'm sorry, Miss Swan. I don't mean to be offensive; it's just that you seem so much older. Your words are so proper. I guess I may have spent too much time in the tropics around the natives."

I did indeed take offense at his words. "Natives? Mr. Cullen, I do not condone the unethical treatment of another person regardless of their color… or their sex, so yes… I must say that I am entirely offended!"

Edward laughed, it almost sounded crazy. "Propriety, Miss Swan? Here in the middle of ocean while we float together, our bodies pressed against one another, hoping we'll live to see another day? Well, good for you! I hope your propriety stops the sharks from feeding on you."

I seethed. He was making fun of me. "And just how old are you, Mr. Cullen? Old enough to know better, I hope?"

"I am sixteen, almost seventeen, Miss Swan. Perhaps I may know a thing or two more about surviving than you do. You can sit in your libraries, your sewing circles, your social teas, but nothing will ever prepare you for life like it punching you straight in the face like it did last night." He paused for a moment, his eyes darkening as he stared directly through my soul. " Aren't you glad I don't drink tea?"

"You are practically barbaric, Mr. Cullen. I may be thankful that you saved my life last night, but don't think I have to like you. I find you to be most repugnant in the light of day."

"And I find you to be a bore, Miss Swan. Perhaps we should quit talking and take turns looking for any signs of a ship or land. We will both need to conserve our strength. I will go first. Get some more rest. You will need to be sharp on your lookout."

"Who are you to give me orders?" I barked at him. He was so infuriating!

"I am the person who pulled you up to the surface after the boat sank. I knew your dress to be heavy so I pulled you up almost drowning the both of us in the process. So, if you wish to survive another day… Miss Swan… I suggest you divest yourself of that heavy velvet dress. It only serves to weigh you down in the water."

I blushed at his statement. I knew that my undergarments were only of the finest silk and would be incredibly transparent in the water. I huffed against his request.

"I feel perfectly safe, thank you, Mr. Cullen. If I need to shed my dress, I shall."

Edward shrugged his broad shoulders. "Fine. Suit yourself. But modesty should be at an all time low when it comes to you being a big piece of bait for a shark."

I glared at him and actually weighed my options. Finally, I spoke.

"Do I have your agreement as a gentleman that you will not make me uncomfortable with my state of undress? I do this as a measure to ensure my safety for my life!" I blushed uncontrollably as I addressed him.

Edward's face lost some of its stone like appearance. "Miss Swan, you have my oath that I shall not disgrace you in anyway. But if you fear that I am a threat to your innocence, perhaps I should adjourn myself to another piece of the shipwreck. But, I will warn you that we have a better chance of surviving together."

I bit at my lip and was surprised to see a look of what almost seemed like anticipation to Mr. Cullen.

"Fine." I finally huffed out and struggled with the laces on the back of my dress.

"Turn around. I can do that."

Suddenly, I was mortified. I froze on the spot and tried to decide which I could deal with more… Edward's hands untying my laces or being fed upon by sharks…

Sharks would have to wait another day.

I turned my back to Edward and was surprised at how dexterously he undid the laces on the back of my dress. Perhaps Young Master Cullen spent a lot more time with the natives than I cared to know about.

A deep, furious blush colored not only my shoulders, but my neck and my face as well.

He pushed the sleeves of the dress down my arm and my stomach did some weird fluttery thing. Hunger. It must have been hunger. After all, it had been almost two days since I had even tried to attempt to eat something. I had decided to join my sisters in a hunger strike to force the government to realize that women deserved the right to vote as well.

I had been spurred on by the writings of such wonderful women like Alice Chapman Catt and Carrie Paul. They had been on the front lines of the movement. I believed that a woman could be just as strong as a man. Yet, I still felt faint each time I found myself in close proximity of Edward Cullen. I knew that this was test that God had literally sent to me. Mr. Cullen was misogynistic, he was rude and… he was beautiful. He would either be my death or my salvation. I sucked in a deep breath and prepared myself for him to gaze upon my body. I was not ashamed of it. This was all in the name of survival.

To survive through this with Edward Cullen was definitely a challenge sent from God.

~Edward~

Miss Isabella Swan.

Why the hell did God mock me?

Sure, my existential crisis had become most severe; my father threatened to disown me unless I followed the family tradition of each generation of the first Cullen son to become to a minister in the Anglican Church, weighing on my very young soul. Yet, I felt as if I had lived over several lifetimes. I had excelled in seminary school. I could quote the bible back and forth.

But something had been missing. I made an excuse to visit my father in the Caribbean. I needed something freer, more colorful that the stone-walled existence of academia and religion that had colored my life thus far.

I was entranced by the lushness of the tropics; the whooshing sound of the pure white sand beneath my feet, the feel of the salt spray on my skin. I had made friends with the son of one of the natives. Jacob. He had been named thusly because of the bible and my father's influence. Jacob introduced me to his family and I had become intoxicated with the lovely café au lait skin of the women with their strange colored eyes. They were just as lush as the tropics themselves. Jacob and I spent most of our free time together, sailing to and roaming through the islands of Antigua, Bermuda, Anguilla and the Caymans.

Once my father had discovered my hidden life of debauchery, he threatened to cut me off from the Cullen fortune. He also made arrangements for me to spend time with my Uncle Carlisle who was not only a doctor, but an ordained minister of the Anglican Church. Just like my father. I argued that since God got two for the price of one with my father's generation, that I should be able to live my life as I chose. I was rewarded with a one way ticket back to Chicago. With my father serving as a chaperone. My wayward behavior apparently had finally caught up with me.

Then suddenly, God decided to change the rules. He unleashed an epic storm during the trip home with my father. He was washed overboard by a large wave, only to never be heard from again… I watched in horror knowing the last words between us had not been kind. I knew to take it as a sign that I had insulted God by disobeying my father.

I did the only thing I could. I raced throughout the boat trying to find as many people as I could to bring to the surface. I knew it was only a matter of time before the boat capsized.

I flung open a door to a private cabin without knocking and was immediately stunned by the vision of the girl cowering in the lower bunk. She was lovely. She was untouched; nothing but pure innocence and I knew that God had now added another complication to my life.

I had just lost my father, but I stood in the doorway to cabin, soaked to the bone with rain water and all I could think of was that she was sent directly from Heaven to torment me.

The ship lurched again and suddenly all I could do was react. I wasn't going to let this pure creature die. So, out of nowhere, I had a reason to live again; and I hated God all over again.

God was one sick bastard who loved to toy with my emotions. When I gave him love and praise, he never acknowledged me. But when he played with me like a toy, tossing me about in his natural made maelstrom, I had grind my teeth tightly to quit from cursing at him. I knew the soft, mahogany-haired, innocent beauty in my arms would never forgive me.

I blinked back the tears in my eyes as I realized that she trusted me implicitly in the moment of hell that we shared. I couldn't weep. I need to be strong for her. I need to be strong for myself. Suddenly, someone else depended on me and I can't say that I didn't totally hate the feeling.

Sure, there were moments I slipped and said what I had really been thinking. However, the most amazing thing happened. The lush beauty that was tied to me. to stop both us from sinking. let loose a fire upon me. She had a temper. And I liked it.

As quick as her temper would appear, there would always be a moment of self doubt. I could see it flash across her pale, almost bluish tinted face. She was cold, shivering and I thought she was slipping into some sort of panic. But just as soon as the fear would cloud her face, it would clear quickly; and I could see the light come back in the deep brown pools of her eyes. She was proper, she was smart, she was strong and God help me… I liked her.

I awoke the next morning and realized that she was staring at me.

I winced as I could feel the caked salt on my skin. I could also feel the very soft skin of fingertips tracing the shape of my jaw.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" I snapped at her. I regretted it the moment it slipped from my lips. We were still alive! We had made it through the storm!

She immediately stuttered her apology and felt reprimanded. She never even raised her voice, but the guilt I felt for making her uncomfortable was something new to me. I couldn't put my finger on exactly what it was about Isabella Swan that made me constantly question myself, but all I know is that I need to be rescued and soon. All this thinking was more than I ever asserted myself to during my studies in college.

Some evil, wicked part of me grinned when I convinced her to shed her heavy dress. Something completely primal coursed its way through my veins and I became hypersensitive. I could remember the feel of her skin, even in the water, as I slid the sleeves down the length of her delicately boned arms. Her wrists were tiny and I could easily circle them with my forefinger and my thumb. I found an erratic pulse pounding in her wrist and smiled knowing I was causing it.

I must be insane. We're floating in the ocean, miles away from civilization and all I can think about right now is how good her skin feels and that I need us to both survive this.

"EDWARD!"

My eyes snapped open immediately. "Huh? What?"

"LAND!" Bella screamed in my ear. Her voice dropped immediately. "At least I think it is."

I squinted against the sunlight and slowly came to the recognition that she was right! There was something in the distance. We both looked at each other and started to kick furiously, propelling ourselves forward as quickly as we could.

We realized that the beach bottom was getting closer with each kick of our feet. We both gingerly placed our feet down into the sand and realized we could touch bottom. We untied the ropes, smiling at each other in almost some kind of lunatic fashion and we stumbled up onto the dry sandy beach only to drop down onto our backs and give silent offerings to whatever God populated the rich blue skies today.

I only heard two words before I fell into a deep, exhausted sleep that afternoon.

It was Bella's lovely bell like voice saying "We're safe".

Shipwrecked - A New Twilight fan fic with a little "Blue Lagoon" Twist


So, I sat and watched "The Blue Lagoon" the other night and once it was over I knew I had to play with Bella and Edward on the tropical island.  I know there have been many stories based on this...but this is MY story.  Read it, hate it, love it.  But hey...who could resist a really tan Edward in a loincloth?


Shipwrecked - Prologue 1918



The gale force storm winds shook the boat. I could hear each and every creak. I pulled back into my bunk against the wall. I shivered with fear. The boat rocked harder each time it hit a wave. I could hear the furious voices of the seaman trying to ride out the storm. Wave after wave crashed over the deck and the boat was tossed furiously in the storm.

The door to my cabin flew open and I saw a young boy. His copper hair was wildly out of place, his green eyes flashing, his clothes an unacceptable state of dishabille.

“The boat is taking on water! We must evacuate!” He yelled at me.

“No! I’m not going up there! I can’t swim!” I declared, my panic starting to rise in my throat.

He immediately crossed the room and grabbed me roughly by my arms.

“Sir! I must insist that you unhand me immediately!” I protested.

“No time Miss! The ship is going to sink!” He yelled back. A wave hit the boat and pitched me right into his arms. I bristled against the contact.

“Unhand me Sir! I demand you let me go!”

His green eyes suddenly became almost feral. His grip tightened on my arms. I was trapped by the intensity of his gaze.

“You will die if you choose to remain in this cabin. You must follow me if you choose to survive!”

I bristled at his dressing down of me. “What makes you so well informed on sea disasters?”

“I just watched my father get washed overboard and drown. Is that good enough for you?”

Immediately, I was horrified. The ship pitched once again. My body slammed against the young man who tried desperately to drag me from my cabin.

“Sir! I must demand that you keep a respectable distance!” I reprimanded.

He snorted at me.

“Distance? We are about to drown Miss! This ship is going to go ass over tea kettle and even though I regret my foul use of language…I must inform you that I will see you to safety.” With that statement, he swung me over his shoulder and unceremoniously carried me out to the deck.

Needless to say…I was outraged. How dare he?!!? My embarrassment was made complete when he dumped me to the floor and demanded that I stay still. I hissed at him, stood up, smoothed my skirts down and proceeded to glance about for my companions.

The storm had picked up strength. Why I ever agreed to visit my father at his sugar cane plantation in the Caribbean was beyond my comprehension. Still, he was my father and I obeyed his word. If I truly wanted to admit my most subconscious desires. I was thrilled to be leaving the Mainland for some exotic destination. It had been my utmost desire to become a writer. I had wanted desperately to attend a university of my choice, but due to financial restraints, I had to make the best of my lot in life. My only hope at this point was to make a marriage of the utmost convenience. Still, the rumblings of women’s equality had touched my soul like nothing else. I longed to be an equal to my male counterparts. Yet, here I stood trembling on a deck of a boat, wishing that some one…male perhaps..would save me. I was a failure to the women I wanted to be like.


Another wave rocked the boat. I clung to the mast. I was drenched by each spray of saltwater. I tried desperately to find Miss Stanley, who had agreed to be my chaperone on this trip. I glanced about me, fretful, that we had been separated permanently. I spied her clinging to the other mast of the boat. I tried to call out to her, but my voice was drowned out by the cacophony of waves that assaulted the boat continuously.

The waves pounded the boat harder. Each swell sent a wall of water over the sides, drenching us, causing some of us to choke on the seawater. I clung desperately to the mast. I had not decided to cross thousands of miles of sea only to be stopped by a freak storm of Mother Nature.

Suddenly I caught sight of the wiry, bronze haired boy and something told me that I needed to follow him. I waited for the next wave to wash over the bow of the boat. Quickly I made my way over to where he stood, trying desperately to control the wheel of the boat. It spun out of control in his hands and he looked so helpless at the moment. I was surprised by the sudden ache I had in my heart for him.

I brushed it aside, grabbed the wheel and together we steadied the course of the boat. We rocked through the waves for a few brief seconds of reprieve. Then the final wave came and capsized us. We were sinking.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Master of the Universe - Another Fab video from Biel!!!

Just when you thought Master of the Universe couldn't get any hotter....Biel goes and amps it up!!!

The Kiss - Entry for Public Loving Contest




I decided to go ahead and post my entry for the Public Loving Contest here on my blog. I have a blog...I might as well use it...right?

This contest allowed me to step out of my comfort zone and write full on femme slash for the first time. Read it. Comment. Like it? Loathe it?

And Away we go kids....




Hosted by Beegurl3, JandMsmommy, Lovingangels07

The Kiss

Jewels64

Summary: Contest Entry for Public Lovin’. Tired of a plain vanilla sex life, Edward and Bella decide to spice up things up and go to a sex club. Bella has doubts after the visit. Will a shopping trip with Rose convince Bella to finally decide to go? Rated M for lemony slash.

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight. I own a bunch of crazy h00rs on Twitter who constantly supply me with wall sex, spankings, and dirty talk.


~*~*~*

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

I stood outside the door to the club, biting my bottom lip, desperately trying to decide if what I was about to do was only to please Edward.

“It’s just the tour, right?”

“Right. No members are here right now. It gives you the chance to see the club and the amenities they offer in privacy. You can decide if you still want to go through with it. I’m not pushing you in any way Bella. It’s always your decision.”

I took a deep breath. “Okay, let’s go.”

Edward opened the door to the club and placed his hand on the small of my back. It gave me some comfort. His touch always managed to do that for me, though.

I wasn’t sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised at the elegance of the place. To discover a sex club tucked neatly away in Portland of all places was surprising.

“How did you find out about this place again?” I asked Edward.

“Emmett. Well, actually Rosalie told me about it,” Edward sheepishly admitted.

“ ‘Ice Princess’ Rose? No shit?” I giggled thinking of Rose trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

“Why do you think Emmett puts up with her bossy shit?” Edward grinned back.

“And you brought me here because you think I’m bossy and need some handling?”

“Um, no. I brought you here because I thought we discussed exploring some of our more
adventurous fantasies together.”

“Do we really need a sex club to explore those fantasies?” I mildly complained.

“Bella, I just want you to get an idea about some of the things you might be agreeing too. You can Google all you want, but until you see the personal side of it, I don’t think you will ever fully understand whether it is just fantasy or real desire.”

I hated it when he made sense. I could also tell that he would turn around and walk out of here if I asked him to.

We approached the Host stand and waited patiently. Within moments a very attractive woman, dressed impeccably, approached us. “Good Evening. My name is Heidi. How may we be of service to you tonight?”

“I’m Edward Cullen. I believe I have a tour scheduled for 9 p.m.”

Heidi flipped open an impressive leather bound book. She ran one perfectly red manicured nail down the appointments listed in the book.

“Welcome, Mr. Cullen. I will actually be giving the tour this evening. If you will follow me?”

Chills went up my spine. Something about Heidi screamed absolute predator to me. Maybe it was the way she undressed Edward with her violet eyes within 30 seconds of meeting him. I made sure I looped my arm around his waist and slid my hand into the back pocket of his trousers, marking him as mine. I gave his ass a nice squeeze just for good measure. Edward turned and smirked at me. He knew what I was doing.

We walked behind Heidi as she pointed out the bar and dance floor areas. I couldn’t help but notice that the place actually had four stripper poles. My attention was diverted to the erotic art work hanging on the walls, though. Apparently the club always displayed a gallery of erotic paintings, photographs, lithographs, or etchings from up and coming new artists. I found some of them to be quite stimulating. So much so that Edward commented on it.

“Are you alright? You just hitched a breath. If this is too much we can leave.”

Suddenly I didn’t want to go. I looked at him and I was overcome by some sort of languorous spell.

“No,” I answered hoarsely.

Heidi pushed a key card into a door slot and punched in a code. “This is the entrance to the Couples Lounge and the private playrooms.”

We walked into the Couples Lounge, and it was beautiful. Several sitting areas, with flat screen televisions, were situated all around the room. Soft, full, inviting couches and chairs along with beautiful floral decorations were everywhere, as were well placed lighting and candles. It was quite seductive. There seemed to be nothing skanky or ugly about it in any way.

“Sexual play, beyond some heavy petting, is not allowed in here. We want our guests to feel comfortable. This a safe place to meet other couples or another partner to make a connection,” Heidi informed us. I relaxed somewhat. I was still a little scared, but I was intrigued.

“So what do you think?” Edward leaned down and whispered in my ear. I grasped his hand even tighter.

“Lead on, McDuff. Let’s see this thing through before I make a decision.”

Edward placed a gentle kiss on my forehead. I would never tire of that sweet possessive gesture of his. I just wondered if his possessiveness would extend in here….

Heidi opened one playroom for us to inspect. It was well appointed. The latex covered mattress scared me a little. Sensing my discomfort she spoke up immediately.

“It’s covered that way for sanitary reasons. Each room is extensively cleaned and disinfected after each couples session. You have the option of sheets or not. Our sheets, by the way, are 500 count Egyptian cotton. We do provide a basket of sexual aids for an additional fee. We have very high standards here at Club Baci. The comfort of our guests is our number one priority.”

As Edward and I explored the room, we noticed a large picture window with a blind over it.

“What is that for?” I innocently asked.

Heidi walked over and raised the blind. “Private viewing if you wished to be watched.”

I stuttered my response. “Rea…really…?”

“Yes, it gives you the option of sharing without actually having to participate with other couples. A lot of people find that to be extremely erotic,” Heidi answered.

Edward knew that I was starting to panic. “Heidi, is there anything more that we need to see?”

“I was going to show you the private and public bath areas but if you wish to skip that we can conclude the tour.”

I could almost feel the silent laughter from Heidi rolling over me. My tell tale blush made itself known, and all of a sudden I felt like I was suffocating. I needed to get out.

Edward didn’t need a prude like me. He needed someone like Heidi. The thought started to make me sick. I felt myself getting light headed and dizzy until Edward finally helped me out into the fresh night time air.

I gulped at the fresh air like someone who had almost drowned.

Edward was by my side immediately rubbing my back. “Are you alright?”

I drew in a few heaving breaths. “Yeah, I’m fine. I just need to catch my breath. It’s one thing to think about those things…to realize that they actually exist is another.”

“Bella! Please tell me I am not pushing you into something you don’t want!” Edward pleaded.

I shook my head as my breathing slowly returned to normal. “No. I just need time to digest everything. This is all so new to me, Edward.”

“We don’t have to do anything. We can do this at home first. I was a fool to bring you here,” Edward berated himself.

“No! It’s fine. I think…I think I may just be surprised at the actual physical reaction I had to everything. Edward…I’m turned on as shit!” I finally admitted.

There I said it. I just discovered in a fifteen minute tour how big of a freak I was.

That scared me.

***

Edward opened my door and helped me out of the car. “Are you sure you are alright with all that happened tonight?”

“Edward Cullen! I told you I’m okay. Now, I suggest you need to take advantage of this absolute puddle in my panties.”

Edward’s slightly bushy eyebrows raised suddenly in a lascivious manner. “Yes, ma’am.”

Edward actually fumbled with the keys trying to unlock the door to our apartment. I had to chuckle in spite of myself. Seeing him all worked up was kind of funny.

“Bella? I’m sorry about tonight. We should have just gone to an erotic bookshop or something. I pushed you too far tonight.”

I walked over and wrapped myself around him sinuously. “It’s alright, Edward. I got turned on. Not a big deal. I just need to understand if I’m ready to go that far. I like the idea of it. I fantasize about it. But making it a reality is a little overwhelming.”

Edward slid his hands down my back and found purchase on the cheeks of my ass, grinding me up against him. “Speaking of overwhelming, how about I strip you naked except for those shoes you have on, and have my way with you?”

“Sounds like a very good plan,” I murmured before capturing his soft bottom lip between mine. My fingers wound into his hair, and I could feel Edward unbuttoning the back of my skirt. I heard the zipper slide down, and then he pushed the skirt down my hips until it fell in a puddle on the floor, around my feet. Just then, Edward realized I wasn’t wearing any underwear.

“Commando? You went commando and didn’t tell me? I thought you said you had underwear on?” he practically squeaked.

“I’m trying to be a bad girl. Sue me. I lied.” I grinned, feeling his erection pressing deeply into my hip.

Edward backed me up against the long side table in the hallway, swept all the contents to the floor with a resounding crash, sat me on the table, and proceeded to show me just how much he liked his surprise.

***

Rosalie and I made our way through the lingerie boutique. I picked up a very delicate, flimsy camisole and sighed.

“Just what do you wear to a sex club?”

Rosalie snorted. “Jesus, Bella, it’s not like you have to play dress up. You can dress as yourself, or if you and Edward are into role play, you can go dressed that way too.”

“Rose, I really don’t feel like discussing my sex life with you,” I huffed.

“So, what happens if you and Edward run into Emmett and me at Club Baci one night?”

I groaned and threw the camisole back down onto the table. “Urrgh…I don’t even want to think about that!”

“I don’t know. Could be kind of hot. I always had a thing for brunettes.” Rose slyly winked at me.

“Rose! Stop. I’m just getting used to the idea of going to this place.”

Rose started to laugh her boisterous throaty laugh. “You didn’t exactly shoot me down, Bella.”

“Okay, this whole lingerie shopping thing with you just turned weird.”

Rose held up a beautiful blue lace corset. “This would look stunning on you. Edward will lose his mind and his load.”

“Crass, Rose, so crass.” I snapped the corset out of her hand and walked towards the dressing room.

“Here! You might want to try that on with these,” Rose chortled as she threw the matching thong panties in my direction.

I closed the door to the private dressing room and took off my clothes. I pulled up the corset and called for Rose to come in to lace me up into it.

Rose tugged on the strings, pulling my waist in even smaller. I was running out of room to breathe, but even I was captivated by the image I saw staring back at me in the mirror.

My breasts had been pushed up so they looked bigger than normal. My waist was tiny, and I actually had an hourglass shape thanks to the corset. I stood there turning from side to side, pleased with how the garters and the back of the corset framed my ass.

Rose was right. Edward was going to have a coronary when he saw me in this.

I noticed Rose was standing back against the dressing room wall staring at me.

“What?” I asked. I pulled my hair up to see how it would look with my shoulders completely exposed.

Rose shifted behind me and ran her sharp long nails down each side of my body, from my underarm to my hips.

“Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful , Bella,” Rose spoke quietly. I shivered from her touch.

“Rose? What are you doing?” I was a little alarmed, but something also seemed to awaken inside me.

Rose put her arms around my little waist and placed her palms flat on my belly.

“This satin is so slick. So soft. The color looks stunning against your skin,” Rose commented as her hands slowly started to slide up the corset. My eyes fluttered closed as I felt the heat pouring off Rose from behind me.

“Keep your eyes closed, Bella. Imagine you’re in that club right now. Pretend that you are standing in front of Edward just demanding to be worshipped. You have him waiting on his knees. Can you imagine that for me?” Rose whispered.

“Yes,” I choked out, my voice sounding a little huskier than normal.

“Good. Now imagine you hear the door opening to the room that you and Edward are in.” Rose’s hands crept higher. They were just under the swell of my breasts but I couldn’t seem to stop her. Why can’t I stop her?

Because you are a bigger freak than you want to admit to. Swan.

Rose’s voice startled me out of my reverie again. “Suddenly you feel another woman’s hands ghosting over your body just like this. She leans in and whispers in your ear. telling you that she’s been watching you all night. She then runs her tongue along your shoulder and up your neck to your ear.”

I shivered as I listened to Rose. Suddenly I felt the very wet, very soft tip of her tongue trace its way across my shoulder. As her tongue slid up my neck, the palms of her hands came to a stop on my breasts, and my nipples hardened of their own accord. Rose started making circles with her palms causing me to push back into her warm body.

I moaned. I fucking moaned.

It felt so good. Rose scratched her perfectly red manicured nails over one my nipples. The little traitors perked up even harder under the attention. The sensation of her nails through the satin of the corset was driving me crazy.

“Rose…” I started to object.

“Give in to it, Bella. Your body knows what it wants long before your mind does,” she purred huskily in my ear.

“The clerk is just outside the dressing room,” I whispered.

“I know. That makes it that much more sinfully delicious don’t you think?” Rose lightly laughed as she walked around in front of me. “That blush across your chest right now is very enticing.”

I stood there breathless. Why wasn’t I stopping her?

Because you’ve always had a girl crush on Rose. Rosalie Hale. Blonde Goddess. Right now she wants you….

“I think you need to slip the stockings on, Bella. I think we need to see the whole outfit on before you decide whether you want to buy it or not.” Rose reached for the stockings and expertly rolled them down to the toe so I could slip my foot in. Slowly, she slid the silky stocking up my leg, leaving burning traces in the wake of her fingers. She did the same with the other leg, before snapping the garters though, she slowly slid the panties I had been wearing down my legs.

I watched the whole thing in the mirror. Rose down on bended knees in front of me, her fingers looped through the elastic of my panties, the slow downward slide as she made me bare before her. I could feel the rush of warmth between my legs.

“Rose. What…what are you doing?” I panted.

She glanced up at me through long dark lashes, her crystalline blue eyes almost a mesmerizing beacon of sensuality. She was so lush and so beautiful. I found myself longing to put my hands in her hair and push her face forward, to have her kiss me right there.

“Bella , you have to see what the panties look like with it. You can’t do that with the garters done up,” Rose explained.

“Oh,” I uttered my voice full of rejection.

Suddenly Rose smiled wickedly at me and moved back a little. “You need to go fully bare, Bella. That corset fully frames your pussy. It’s very pretty, but I think Edward needs to see those pouty pink lips all full, wet and waiting for him.”

“Okay,” I answered shakily. Rose stood up.

“You like looking like this, don’t you, Bella? All flushed and excited? Are you wet, Bella? Is dressing like this exciting you?”

I closed my eyes, groaned and took a deep breath and expelled it. I opened my eyes, and Rose was standing directly in front of me. I was about to say something but was stunned into silence when I felt one of her hands cup my sex and slide upward towards my clit.

“Mmmm…you are wet,” Rose whispered huskily. “You’re so hot right now.”

I found myself arching into her hand. My head was spinning. I was being felt up by my best friend in a public dressing room. and I wanted nothing more than to cum at this moment. I decided that if I was going to do this, I was going to follow through all the way. My hands found their way into Rose’s corn silk soft hair, and I pulled her face to mine.

“Let me kiss you, Rose,” I whispered against her red lipstick stained lips. My tongue traced the shape of her mouth, and a breathy whisper against my mouth as Rose opened to my invitation, was all I need to push my tongue into her warm wet mouth. Our kiss deepened, tongues sliding against one another. It was different than kissing Edward. It was sweeter, tentative. The fact that Rose was gently tugging on the curls of my pubic hair right now helped make the kiss more intense.

Rose broke the kiss and led me over to the soft upholstered ottoman that sat in the corner of the dressing room and sat me down on it. She dropped down to her knees in front of me and spread my legs open.

“I want to taste you, Bella. Will you let me?” She started peppering slow kisses up the insides of my thighs. I realized I could watch the whole thing in the mirror. I gripped the cushion of the ottoman as Rose made her way higher. Her breath was right there, blowing gently on my soaked sex. I tightened with anticipation. Time seemed to slow down. Every next movement seemed to go in slow motion. The way Rose seductively smiled at me, opened her mouth and extended her tongue out of her mouth.

My brain starting screaming. OMIGOD! OMIGOD! HERE WE GO………..

Her tongue touched my clit. and I moaned loudly.

A sudden knock at the door caused me to tense up.

“Are you all right, Miss?” The clerk asked from the other side of the door.

“Yes,” I managed to stammer out, as Rose wickedly drove her tongue deep inside me. She reached up and jerked the top of the corset down and captured one nipple in between her fingers and pinched me hard. All the sensations crashed down on me at once. I could feel my orgasm building.

“Shhh, you need to be quiet, Bella”, Rose whispered against me, and then she began her onslaught again.

I opened my eyes and in the mirror opposite of me, the reflection of my legs spread wide open, Rose in between my legs eating me out, her fingers pinching my nipples caused me to explode in a flash of white, hot, blinding heat. I had to stuff one hand in my mouth just to stop from screaming out.

Rose gave the inside of my left thigh a sweet kiss and stood up straightening her clothes, wiping clean the remnants of the orgasm that I had left all over her face.

“Yeah. I think you should definitely get that corset. Edward will love it.”

Rose left me to get dressed. I stood there stunned for a moment at what had just happened. Suddenly it occurred to me just how much fun it would be to run into Emmett and Rose at Club Baci.

I grabbed my purse and reached for my phone. I quickly dialed Edward.

“Bella? What’s up?”

“Call the club and make a reservation. We’re going tonight,” I practically panted out.

“Good shopping trip with Rose?” he asked.

I smiled at my wanton reflection in the mirror.

“Oh yes. One of our best ever.”

Monday, March 1, 2010

Rob On Jimmy Fallon....Pure Win!

Um...the lasers being shot out of the eyes.... Yeah...Panties exploded and I am officially pregnant.....


Robert Pattinson IS bothered!!!! LOL!




It's official.....I love you Robert Pattinson !

Sunday, February 28, 2010

GET READY ....HERE COMES OUR MAN!!!


Um...yeah...even though it is "Remember Me" week...um...SEX WALK!!!!!!  just saying.....lol......

Saturday, February 27, 2010

I get it... do I have to like it? Hell NO!



I get it.  Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson.  Whatever.

The only thing that excites me about this picture is Tom Sturridge.

For those of you who have been under a rock for the last two freaking years....
Tom Sturridge is one of Rob's Besties.

Is it so bad that I want Rob to date Tom instead of Kristen?

For my Robsten shipper friends...thanks for respecting my opinion!  I heart you gals hard!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Monday, February 8, 2010

Long live ROBSTU!!!

NOW we're talking!  The Bromance is on!!



Sigh....these boys just get better every day!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

In need of Rob?

Because we miss his beautiful face...I thought we needed to have a little montage of his Freaking Hotness!

How can one man look so hot even after taking a beating?  I can't wait to see this film!

And that's it.  I'm done for.  Gone.  Oh Rob!!!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Details! I want Details!!!


Is it wrong that I want to groom his chest hair with my tongue?  I mean seriously...this man has me fantasizing about all the positions in the Karma Sutra!  I am old enough to be his ....sister.  LOL!!!

Oh Rob...Once again your stunning hotness has reduced me to a mess!  Looking forward to the rest! 

Monday, February 1, 2010

Rob....Sex God



Oh my....Just...oh my!!!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Best Wallpapers ever!!!

This wallpaper says it all for my fanfic "Two Stepping"

 CSI_Kat outdid herself with this one!  Can't wait to publish another outtake...Valentine's Day perhaps?  I want the fan fic world to see what she has done for me!  I write the stories...she turns my ideas into beautiful pictures.  Talk about a match made in Heaven! LOL!

This woman is not only a wonderfully talented person...she is a GREAT friend as well!

C'mon...you need to get intimately acquainted with Dukeward!! 

Short but effing sweet!



Any Rob video is.....worth watching!!!

Absolute Bliss....



I never get tired of Biel's videos!  The woman has an incredible talent of showcasing Rob at his sexy finest!!!

Enjoy Y'all!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Missing you....

Hi Rob....

It's been ages since you and I had a late night talk.  You know...the kind of talk that starts out as simple ribbing of one another and slowly turns into something more....

Bwahahahhahaha!  Yeah right...in my dreams.  But that is where I will find you tonight if I am lucky.  In my dreams.  You...Mr. Pattinson have inspired many a fantasy for me.

It feels so dirty...


Dirty can be good.  Just saying.

"Eclipse" fan made trailer...Freaking amazing!!!!

For those of you who need a "Twilight" fix.....  Holy shit....this does it for me....


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

My heartfelt thanks to CSI_Kat



Special thanks go to CSI_Kat for making another fabulous wallpaper for me as well as this new blog design!

She is incredibly talented and has the kindest heart!  Thanks Kat!  Your work is beautiful!!


Friday, January 8, 2010

Taking cues from Rob



1.  Good friends are genuine and last a lifetime.

2. Never hang with someone who doesn't wear Raybans

3.  Hobolicious is a good thing.

4.  Always be sure to have all your best mates around you at all times.
     Even when you invite your girlfriend to fly all the way to London to look at rocks.

5.  Look at Rocks?  Seriously?  BWAHAHAHHAHA!  ROB!!!  You are such a dork!  I love you!!!

6.  Don't ever be surprised at the hypocrisy of some people. Mean people suck.

7.  Tom Sturridge is just too yummy for his own good.

8.  Sorry...I have nothing.  I just like to end on an even number!!!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Shippers: Could they be the ultimate demise of Robsten?



So this is my theory.  Once again people.  Just my opinion.  Not right...not wrong...just mine.

Pics were released on twitter tonight showing a long distance view of what looked to be Rob and Kristen in  the Isle of Wight with Marcus Foster and Bobby Long. 

Um....okay.  This proves that Rob is really a good friend who wishes to spend his brief time off with the people he cares about the most.  From what we know of Robert Pattinson...he pretty much makes friends for life.  I don't deny that he and Kristen are good friends.  Hell...they're the only ones really going through the whole hell of the Edward/Bella mania that drives Twihards into a frenzy. 

And honestly...if your best friend called you and asked you to join them for New Years at a place where no one would really bother you...wouldn't you go? 

That being said...this is my rant.  Shippers...you're not doing Rob and Kristen any favors sharing these photos or tweeting about them.  You are only perpetuating the madness.

These are two human beings who deserve privacy.  They deserve a chance to try and have a relationship if that is what they want.

Your obsession to be right about them fuels the paparazzi and the media.  They will never be left alone because of your insane desire to know everything about them.

Respect, people.

If you say you love them and the idea of them together...give them a fucking chance to HAVE a relationship all on their own.  They don't need millions of you discussing it ad infinitem every damn day.

Oh and hey...are you gonna feel vindicated when they end up dead together in a car crash just like Princess Diana because the media had to feed the public frenzy and desire? 

I hope it never comes to that.  Leave them alone.  Quit talking about them.  Would you like someone looking at your relationship under that intense scrutiny every day.....

Even Kristen said she won't commit an answer because she needs something to be hers...RESPECT HER WISHES!!!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Just Say Yes!




Happy New Year my lovelies!!  Just say yes.....