Thursday, March 12 was a day in which my retinas were completely scorched (along with my panties) by this image.
Now, I ask you...don't you think that if you were to open up a dictionary and look up the word "SIN", that this picture would be next to the definition?
This man is ULTIMATE SIN. I can't seem to function. He just gets hotter by the damn minute and I have hormones and brain cells that are frying at an alarming rate.
Robert Thomas Pattinson you are undoubtedly the hottest, long, lean speciman of male sexuality that I have ever drooled over in my life. And I've been on this planet twice as long as you have. You've got not only me but a group of really wonderful women so worked up that we're plotting and planning ways to get to Vancouver just to see you!!!
I used to consider myself to be quite a rational person, but I am traversing in a spiral of lust, madness, frivolity, sillness and outright crazy. You, Sir, make me feel like a teenager again. You, Sir, are one of the reasons I am dating someone your age. You, Sir........kill me. ** THUD **
Thank you ....I think. No....REALLY!!!! THANK YOU!!
