Dazzled By You!

It was a Sunday night filled with anticipation. Robert Pattinson had arrived back on American soil. Yes, that's right ladies...our smooth ass Brit is back!

I arrived home, breathless with anticipation! The Red Carpet was rocking! Ryan Seacrest was schmoozing, oozing and just plain out cruising....

Up steps Mr. Robert Fucking Pattinson in the background. The collective scream heard round the world was from the RobKats. That's right y'all...we caused that Tsunami.....

There he was in all his Dolce glory! Long Live the SEX HAIR! Unicorns were set free that night....

Needless to say...three and half fucking glorious hours of brooding cheekbones and cheeky smiles was enough to send this cougar over the edge....

Mr. Pattinson...Welcome to Hollywood! Thank you for bringing true elegance, wit, charm and the perfect amount of self deprecation that makes all the women in the world wanna line up just to help you to reaffirm just how fucking hot you are....

You are in for one hell of a ride Mister!!! Just remind me to buckle my seat belt and I will follow you anywhere!!!

Happy Freaking Valentines Day Gorgeous!

GAH! I rolled over this morning and this is what I saw. What a way to spend a Valentine's Day! Johnny Sex Hair was in fine form....

Happy Valentine's Day Rob...I heart you so hard!

One of these days you will fall in love with my absolute madness and will devote yourself to my every pleasure. You will submit to all my cougar glory and gloat with pride that I am all yours.

One day....I'll quit drinking so much!

♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥

You are under my power...now bark like a dog!

It's the eyes....I swear it's the eyes! They draw you in, they undress you, they make you think crazy insane thoughts. Yes Rob, I'll bark like a dog for you. I'll volunteer to clean up your dandruff. I promise to keep you and Tom entertained and stocked in beer, cigarettes and hot pockets. I'll do your laundry for you so that the two pair of black pants that you own will always be clean. GAH!!! I am your slave you insanely gorgeous, fantastically witty, incredibly smart, undeniably talented gift from God!

So many Edwards, so little time.

I am currently caught up in a miasma of Edward Cullens. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just becoming so overwhelming.

This huge spate of Edwards is a result of spending countless hours reading fan fiction, writing fan fiction, staring at pictures such as this one, which in turn leads me back to the fan fiction again.

The current crop of lovely Edwards that I have personally become acquainted with are Dark Edward, Evil Edward, Skittles Edward, the list goes on and on. I'm caught up writing my own Edward in a fan fiction story. I am having to force myself to think about Edward and Robert Pattinson all day. It's just a sacrifice that as an author, I have to make for the dear readers. I love you Babbles.....

So, once again I'm getting ready to step back into Edward's head and heart. Let me tell y'all...I wouldn't want to be anywhere else!