It was a Sunday night filled with anticipation. Robert Pattinson had arrived back on American soil. Yes, that's right ladies...our smooth ass Brit is back!
I arrived home, breathless with anticipation! The Red Carpet was rocking! Ryan Seacrest was schmoozing, oozing and just plain out cruising....
Up steps Mr. Robert Fucking Pattinson in the background. The collective scream heard round the world was from the RobKats. That's right y'all...we caused that Tsunami.....
There he was in all his Dolce glory! Long Live the SEX HAIR! Unicorns were set free that night....
Needless to say...three and half fucking glorious hours of brooding cheekbones and cheeky smiles was enough to send this cougar over the edge....
Mr. Pattinson...Welcome to Hollywood! Thank you for bringing true elegance, wit, charm and the perfect amount of self deprecation that makes all the women in the world wanna line up just to help you to reaffirm just how fucking hot you are....
You are in for one hell of a ride Mister!!! Just remind me to buckle my seat belt and I will follow you anywhere!!!
1 comment:
chihello Jules.
i love your blog and you story too.
and i am happy that Robert pattinson is back.
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