Waste of Time Rebuttal

So imagine the hurt, the anger and the betrayal that someone who you thought you respected, liked, possibly admired turned out to be a complete patholigical liar who liked nothing better than to manipulate the emotions of those around her just to get attention.

I had enough college psychology too to know that emotional manipulation is also a form of addiction. It's one thing to blow me off. No problem. There was no big blow up, just the small hiss of hot air slipping it's way out of an overinflated balloon.

But when my friends, and a place that I have come to cherish not only because of Robert Pattinson, but because I have made some truly wonderful, honest, down to earth, genuinely loving people who I feel blessed enough to call my friends come under attack from an attention grabbing maniac...BACK THE FUCK DOWN!

That blog is not a waste of time. And funnily enough even though I supposedly have "an unhealthy obsession", I manage to teach Sunday School, serve on three separate church committees and volunteer my time , and raise two boys as a single mother.

Check your wording honey..."Could have". Fucking do it!

I feel sorry for you. You were reached out to by so many. Now you stand alone.

Telegram for Rob Pattinson....

Dear Mr. Pattinson, (stop)

Please be advised that your lengthy absence from the public eye is causing undue stress amongst your fans. (stop)

Harsh words, negative feelings and non-stop cravings for sex hair are at an all time high. (stop)

All American fans can appreciate the bone that you threw to your British fans when you appeared to perform at the Soho nightclub, but let's remember 1776 shall we? (stop)

"The peasants are revolting!" You said it sister...those Twilight Moms scare me! (stop)

It would be advisable for you to make an appearance on American soil before heading to Vancouver to shoot "New Moon" (sigh) (stop, no really stop....I'm not kidding here!)

If we could stop hormonal teenagers from screaming their lungs out onto the floor, we would. (stop). However, seeing as you are playing in your words "The Hottest Vampire Ever", we can not guarantee any such thing. (stop)

When booking your flight to the United States, please be sure to post your itinerary to Robsessed blog. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated. We wish you best health, Hot Pockets, and Peach Snapple. (stop)

Very Truly Yours, (stop)

Jewels64 (stop)

Happy New Year Mr. Pattinson! Now where's my fucking kiss?

Ah yes...the New Year...time to reflect. Wait what day is it? It's the 13th already. Shit...where did the time go? Ah yes...searching, neverending searching for you Rob. Aw honey, I know you needed a break, but you're breaking my heart.

You sly wicked "dick". You know what you are doing aren't you? You warned all of us that you could be of the major asshole persuasion. You build us all up and get us hot and bothered. You made me and other women feel as if we were the only two people who mattered in this world. Then you fucking go and disappear! Do you realize what you have done?

I am having to resort to watching old youtube videos, make my own videos, encourage my friends to make videos. I write fan fiction (Twilight and Rob porn), I read fan fiction (Twilight and Rob porn). I obsess nightly about you with a wicked, intelligent, witty bunch of women who would be so much better company for you than any starlet, groupie skank or Twilight Mom.

Give a girl a break honey. I need to see something new! My obsession is in overdrive. It's spilling out into all aspects. Can I just tell you how excited I am about the fucking month of March? "Little Ashes", Filming of "New Moon", "TWILIGHT" dvd release... I'll be in hormonal overdrive.

C'mon Rob...slide on out for a while! This girls needs a fix.......