Is Bella Swan that fucking special?

I've sat here for days, not reading any of the hype, not paying attention to the media blitz. I am reticent. "Eclipse" was my favorite book out of the series. As much as I hated Jake for being a pushy shit, he was fighting for something he believed in.

Edward was and is always too righteous for his own good. Who died and made him the Lord and Protector of Bella Swan?

And while we are on the subject of Bella Swan....What makes her so fucking special? She whines, she manipulates, she is one lucky bitch to have two of the hottest guys on the planet fighting over her...

What makes her so damn special? Seriously...I want to know. Is it because we all put ourselves in her place because of the first person tense of the story, or do we really have this diabolical need to live precariously through her?

Granted...don't get me wrong. Spending time in a tent with two fuckhot guys can't be all that bad. I think she likes playing hard to get. It gives her power. And she utilizes the fuck out of it.

Yep. I officially hate Bella Swan.

Freeze Frame - Chapter 30 Teaser Time Y'all

“Your parents already know don’t they?” I sat there watching Edward’s fingers flex and unflex around the head of the stick shift. It was putting very naughty thoughts into my head and I forced myself to look out the window to see where we were going.

“Yes. I told them. I also told them everything that happened in Chicago. My father gave me some very interesting insight into the history of my family.”

I glanced back over at Edward. “So this is the reason you and I are going on a picnic? To tell me about your family? Jesus. It must be bad if you are buttering me up with your mother’s cooking and a picnic.”

Edward chuckled. “Oh yeah. Nothing beats blueberry muffins to take away the sting of ill gotten gains.”

“Great. I go from one criminal to another.” I snorted.

Edward’s eyes flashed at me. “Admit it Swan. You like the idea of me being a bad boy.”

I nodded and we both grinned as I scooted over to sit closer to him. I put my hand of the back of his neck and gently tugged at the hair there. It was always so silky soft.

“I just like the idea of you. Period. But being back here in Forks does bring back a lot of memories. Memories that I wish could be just a touch different.”

Edward pulled my hand away from the back of his neck and brought it to his lips.

“Then get ready for a new memory. One that should have happened a long time ago.”

Underwhelmed and Over It!

Dear Kristen,

Too little. Too late.

You can smile all you want, try to even pretend that you actually give a shit about the MTV awards. Hell...you even surprised us and actually said Thank You to the Twilight Franchise.

I hate to say it...but Rob standing behind you in that picture?......Yeah. I may need help for the psychotic fantasies running through my head right now. Can't even begin to say how many of us Twilight fans want to be in that position.

I'm so tired of you.

I'm tired of your boredom towards the fans. I'm tired of your incessant need to bite the hand that feeds you. I'm tired of your condescending attitude. I'm just flat ass tired of you.

Want to hear the sad part...? I am debating on whether I actually want to line your pockets on opening day with my hardearned money. I love the Twilight Saga and your ungrateful ass is ruining it for me.

I'm sure my love and devotion to RPattz will win out in the long run. That and the fact that "Eclipse" was my fav book in the series.

If MTV gave out awards for best couple...It would so be Rob and Taylor.

Your less than energetic performance as Bella in "New Moon" makes me dread "Eclipse" even more. Oh well. There is always Jackson and Nikki to look at. Plus...Xavier Samuel just might steal the show....

So take some time to really appreciate your fans. Seriously. You would be nowhere without them.

Kristen Stewart calls rape remark "enormous mistake"

Dear Kristen....

Oh My.  You really put your foot in it now didn't you? 

Even Rob Pattinson can't save you now.  That shovel just can't go deep enough for you. 

That latest dig...  Rape?  You liken your experience to rape?

What a foolish, self centered, ignorant fool you are.

I may not know if you have ever been raped.  I hope to God you haven't.  But for you to equate your 'paparazzi' experience to rape.....Unless that happened to you.....don't ever....ever say that shit!

I personally lived through a date rape experience.  How dare you tell me that your lack of patience for the paparazzi equates to what I lived through even though I said "no".....

Your lack of education, social manners, empathy for your fellow human being , and your absolute disdain for your fans until you are forced to toe the line.... leaves me cold.  I will never...ever....be a fan of yours.

Miss Manners would not approve!!!

My.  What a lovely picture.  Just what all those YA readers aspire for their Bella to be like.

You know that I am not a Kristen fan.  Lord knows...I have tried. 

I see pictures like this....and I just say "Why do I even try?"

So, little "Miss Condescending, I hate the Paps, I hate what my life has become which in turn means I hate Bella Swan and everything that the Twilight Saga means to people throughout the whole world and I want to be left alone".....My advice to you is....QUIT!!!

No one will really miss you.  I mean seriously?  How many of your films besides the Twilight Saga

have actually made any real box office money?  You are nothing but a blip on the radar screen honey.

The fans know a real winner when they see one and we pick ....ROBERT PATTINSON!!!

So just keep biting that hand that feeds you.  You will be left alone.  Maybe sooner than you think.