Heart pounding, hysteria producing humble hotness

I just can't stand it anymore. I feel like everytime a see a new picture of Rob, that my heart is literally going to burst out of my chest. He is a killer and doesn't even know it. Do I feel this way because we are all very guilty of doing a great job of whipping each other up into a frenzy?

How do you think you would deal if you were in the same situation? People screaming at the mere sight of you (okay, you haven't seen me in the morning. Thats pretty damn scary!).

We're going to have reports of young girls fainting (hell I may join them, he does bring on the vapors!), hysterical crying, pushing themselves to get to his car. I like my little Rob fantasies. They make me feel warm and fuzzy. I don't like the panic feeling that is starting to build.

I want him safe. I want him happy. I want for him to have so much success without having to pay a major price. He shows it in every interview how self effacing he is.

Okay Robkats! Lets solemnly swear to protect this precious hot commodity! Give him your support, give him your love, but lets give the man some room! Preferably mine!

Editor Note

Hopefully you realize the Kristen I was talking about was Miss FABULOSITY K. STEWART herself.

My apologies for any confusion or hurt feelings.

The Proverbial Crap hits the Fan!

Notice how I capitalized the word "Fan". We've all seen the movies where some sociopathic, emotionally deprived person stalks the object of their affection.

Mexico. Rob's appearance. RPL shutting down and re-vamping (pardon the pun) due to what's going on is only the tip of the iceburg. No Kate and Leo here. Just Rob. WE love Kristen. But this is just Rob.

Poor Rob. I don't want him to be afraid of his fans. The ones that truly appreciate his talent may make some silly crass comments, or sexual inuendo here and there, but we understand that he is own person! He does not have that annoying little copyright or trademark symbol by his name (yet).

Rob, we do love you. But I also know that if I were put in the same position, I would kinda freak out. Just don't shave your head (you'll never be forgiven for that one unless you win an Oscar) or beat up a car with a golf club while holding your latest drink from Starbucks.

You have handled it with grace, humility, humor, gentility, and probably quite a bit of fear. You have my prayers, my support, my wonderment and thanks for your talent. You have a lovely endearing quality of being so unabashed by your fame (I know it's still quite new to you. Hang in there BABY! ) We hold you dear to our hearts and pray that you will stay true to who you are!

Definition and Side Effects of Robsessive Behavior

Robsession: (noun) An uncontrollable disease brought on by watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Bad Mothers Notebook, The Haunted Airman, deleted scenes from Vanity Fair, Videos of said actor "Robert Thomas Pattinson" that are posted by the thousands on You Tube in complete excess.

Possible side effects that result from Robsession: Incessantly checking the internet everyday just to get a "glimpse of the hair", playing one scene from The Haunted Airman over and over and over just to hear him say your name when he says "My dearest Julia", pissing off Twilight Moms and causing posting to be removed from your favorite blog site, planning ways to get out of work just so you can be one of the first to see "Twilight", plotting and planning ways to get to Portland and dressing up like sexy nurses just to catch a glimpse of his ROYAL HOTNESS WITH THAT DAMN HAIR! while they begin to film New Moon.

Does any of this sound familiar? I'm sick people. I have a fatal disease. But oh, my, the joy of his smile, the curve of his jaw, the "aw shucks" way he stands with his hands in his pockets. His plain, raw emotion filled voice when he sings! These last two months have been the worst and the best of my life.

Support groups are now springing up all over the nation for fellow sufferers to share in their disease, admit when they are helpless, and above all knowing that for many years to come we will have to suffer through fantastic performances. But the good news is is that we don't suffer alone. Welcome fellow Robsessive! You have a home here. Please feel free to confess your Rob sin at any time.

Anglophile Nymphomania has taken control of my hormones!

So, I just finished watching Dan Radcliffe in December Boys again for the umpteenth time, not to mention GOF and Order of Phoenix, surfed the web for the latest on Rob Pattinson, watched last night's episode of "Gossip Girl" that I had DVR'd (Ed Westwick scorched in that one), and finally as the last kicker, I get to watch a totally hot trailer of "Quantum of Solace". Daniel Craig...Clive Owen....the list keeps getting longer ladies!

I'm seriously wondering if this is what my mother warned me about. They say a woman hits her sexual prime in her forties. At this rate, the next poor man I get a hold of, I'm liable to fuse him to the sheets! Again...and again and again! God, I hope HE can keep up.

Tell me your secrets ladies: Tell me the little details about men that drive you hot, make you insane with desire.... This could be fun, a little dirty and nasty. Just the way good sex should be!

Sex...Music...Dance...Romance

my So once again all the blogs and the gossip pages are lighting up with pix of our boy Rob out cavorting to the wee hours with hot lovelies that seem to be putting the 20 somethings into a jealous lather.

Really?...At 20 are your lives so boring that you spend your time bitching about who Rob dates. I'm in my 40's darlings...I lived my life in my 20's. I was out to all hours, drinking, dancing...., and then getting up to go to work! Work hard! Play Hard!

I love that you feel that you must share your petty almost teenage angst over someone who doesn't even know you exist on line. GET A FREAKIN LIFE! Get out, have fun, then post something that might be the least bit interesting.

Oh, and for those of you who are wondering...I do have a life, had a freaking fantastic time in my youth, and now look back with some regrets and a lot of fondness. Now I finally have the time to blog because after having 2 children, I can slow down and write when my children are asleep.

Are you all trying to grasp your tenuous 15 minutes of fame? Good Luck my friends. It's only when you knuckle down and try to do something worthwhile (like practice your acting craft/music talent like a certain very talented actor we know), you might just actually make a difference and truly influence someone.

For those of you trying to be the next Lauren, Audrina, Heidi or whoever... go to school...learn something!

Is Romance Dead or just in a coma?

Something struck me today as I watched a slew of movies that just didn't seem to fire up my imagination. My thoughts on why the "Twilight" series have been such a success is because it WAS left up to the imagination.

I know I have a pretty powerful one and according to the responses of that one kiss on the Twilight trailer, so do a lot of you. Another powerful image that comes to mind is in "Titanic" when you see only Rose or Jack's hand sliding down that back window of that car that they make love in. Same happened for me when Rhett took Scarlett up into his arms and carried her up that staircase and we see her very happy and very satisfied face the next morning.

Edward Cullen is a new romantic hero. Rob Pattinson is a talented actor, and like even himself said the response towards him right now is due to that character.

I think Rob you sell yourself incredibly short. But maybe that is what drives you to deliver the goods! You have the face of an angel, a body for sin, and a mind that just wants to spend hours talking to you after....well, I'll leave that up to your imagination!

"How to Be" in a Robtastic World!

Sorry for the pun kids. But I just don't know how to be anymore. My friends think I'm insane for following a young man who could qualify age wise to be my son.



This is tough times that we face with the economy, the continuing war in Iraq (bless you all those who serve in the Military! I praise you for defending my freedom and doing a job that frankly I was just too chicken shit to do!).



I need escapism. I need glamour. I'm not talking fake "The Hills" glamour. I mean old style, Hollywood, no-holds barred glamour. I need a Rhett Butler.



"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn!" glamour!



Rob Pattinson is that glamour for me. I can't even begin to describe just how much I am anticipating him sweeping me off my feet not only as "Salvador Dali", but as "Edward Cullen" as well. I love that he transcends all age barriers. His genuine humility, self-effacement, drop dead stunning good looks, intelligence and sense of humor has made him into my Rhett Butler, my Mr. Darcy, my Edward Cullen.



Whether you agree or not, we all need something to escape to. This November 21st, I will escape to a darkened theatre to watch what I only will hope will match what I imagined in my mind while reading the "Twilight" series.

So Rob, sweep me up into your arms and haul me up that staircase to pure ecstasy. My life, like so many others needs to be swept away...if only for two hours!

Rob! Go home to London! NOW!!!

Oh my dear fellow Rob sisters. I'm worried for our boy. Really worried.

I just don't want to see him fall by the wayside like so many talented young actors of his generation. This young man is a gentle old soul who could be so crushed by the Hollywood system. Do This! No, Do that! My biggest fear is that someday we will see pix of him with (gasp! do I dare say it?) with some one as innoculous as Lauren Conrad. Damn, the thought of that just pisses me off!!!

Let us give our Rob some peace, some privacy. We have all come to love him for so many reasons of our own. The biggest reason being that he is humble, he is funny, he is just soooo normal! It gives us all hope that each and every one of us will find some one like that in our life time.

Rob, I beg you... when things get so completely hairy here in the U.S., take a London sabbatical.

We, your faithful fans, need you to be who you are. You are incredibly talented and I can't even begin to thank you enough for sharing that talent with us.

Stay true to yourself Rob! We will always be there to support you!

I have tasted the Rob Pattinson Kool-Aid!

I admit it. I have stepped up to the well and had a big long drink of the Robert Pattinson kool-aid. I am currently in what feels to be like a maelstrom of confusing emotions. First of all, I am old enough to be this young man's mother. But how is it that he is able to induce completely teen worthy swooning emotions within me?

Ah, the power of the internet. Will this man's career be propelled by his internet popularity or does his internet popularity come about due to his talent? I'm curious as to what others think regarding this question. There are thousands of blogs out there all devoted to all things Rob. How fortunate I feel to have found one that seems to attract older women all grappling with their fascination with Rob. Chime in anytime ladies! I calling out all you older women who have lived with the guilty feelings of crushing on Rob! It's some pretty heady stuff!

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