Ah yes...the New Year...time to reflect. Wait what day is it? It's the 13th already. Shit...where did the time go? Ah yes...searching, neverending searching for you Rob. Aw honey, I know you needed a break, but you're breaking my heart.
You sly wicked "dick". You know what you are doing aren't you? You warned all of us that you could be of the major asshole persuasion. You build us all up and get us hot and bothered. You made me and other women feel as if we were the only two people who mattered in this world. Then you fucking go and disappear! Do you realize what you have done?
I am having to resort to watching old youtube videos, make my own videos, encourage my friends to make videos. I write fan fiction (Twilight and Rob porn), I read fan fiction (Twilight and Rob porn). I obsess nightly about you with a wicked, intelligent, witty bunch of women who would be so much better company for you than any starlet, groupie skank or Twilight Mom.
Give a girl a break honey. I need to see something new! My obsession is in overdrive. It's spilling out into all aspects. Can I just tell you how excited I am about the fucking month of March? "Little Ashes", Filming of "New Moon", "TWILIGHT" dvd release... I'll be in hormonal overdrive.
C'mon Rob...slide on out for a while! This girls needs a fix.......
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Lol my sentiments exactly!! You always know how to express your thoughts so well. : )
That's why you are the writer and I mearly the reader.
From your blog to Rob's ears.
Love ya, Jules:)
Ditto.
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