It's the eyes....I swear it's the eyes! They draw you in, they undress you, they make you think crazy insane thoughts. Yes Rob, I'll bark like a dog for you. I'll volunteer to clean up your dandruff. I promise to keep you and Tom entertained and stocked in beer, cigarettes and hot pockets. I'll do your laundry for you so that the two pair of black pants that you own will always be clean. GAH!!! I am your slave you insanely gorgeous, fantastically witty, incredibly smart, undeniably talented gift from God!
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