Robert Pattinson IS Porn

I was treated to this lovely little video of Rob Pattinson...er the sum of the parts of Rob Pattinson and about died!  Be warned...your panties will explode...specially on the last shot of the video....Enjoy my lovelies!

I'm gonna watch it again and again and again.......

Hauntingly Beautiful

Oh Rob....everyday a new photo comes out and I die just a little bit more.

Happy Rob Day everyone!

I love 80's Music ANONYMOUS One Shot Contest

Okay....So it's not Rob Pattinson, but my very first Brit crush who literally starred in all my virginal fantasies...until "Hungry Like the Wolf" cashed my "V" card... LOL!!!

I've written an one shot for the "I love 80's Music ANONYMOUS CONTEST"

Read, review....VOTE!

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We need to talk...

Well Hello Gorgeous,

Yeah, that's right. I'm talking to you.

Well good! It looks like I have your attention.

See I think you don't understand just how many problems you have been causing.

Sure, Sure you can sit there and look all sad, but that only makes it worse.

Listen, I know it's got to suck being stuck in a hotel room with no chance to go out and do anything normal. I feel for ya. Hell, I wouldn't mind keeping you company. But darling, you need to get a good press agent to put a positive spin on the things that are being said about you. Endless conversations, heated discussions and friendships are being tested about what the hell is going on with you. Yeah, you are my life now. Pathetic isn't it? So do us all a favor Mr. Steamy Blue Eyes McHotness, throw your fans a bone! We need to hear from the man himself.

Oh, and even if it's not what I want to hear...I will still adore you!!

The end of the Road?

Today I am mourning the loss of some really good friends. I am running on very little sleep and I'm just wanting to sink into that black, dreamless hole of oblivion to get away from the pain.

My pride and anger caused me to do something so incredibly rash that now I feel as if the earth has stopped spinning, my heart has stopped beating and I stand alone knowing it was all my fault.

Friends are a precious commodity. Don't turn your backs on them in a moment of anger like I did. Trust me....it fucking hurts like sliding down a razor blade only to land in a pool of rubbing alcohol.

I only hope in time they can find it in their hearts to forgive me....

Gallery of infinate hotness!!!!

Dear God....

Have I told you lately how much I have to praise you for this? This beautiful work of art that constantly reminds me of how great you are? Thank you! Oh....Thank You!!!!

I Just Want To Make Love To You