So, I just finished watching Dan Radcliffe in December Boys again for the umpteenth time, not to mention GOF and Order of Phoenix, surfed the web for the latest on Rob Pattinson, watched last night's episode of "Gossip Girl" that I had DVR'd (Ed Westwick scorched in that one), and finally as the last kicker, I get to watch a totally hot trailer of "Quantum of Solace". Daniel Craig...Clive Owen....the list keeps getting longer ladies!
I'm seriously wondering if this is what my mother warned me about. They say a woman hits her sexual prime in her forties. At this rate, the next poor man I get a hold of, I'm liable to fuse him to the sheets! Again...and again and again! God, I hope HE can keep up.
Tell me your secrets ladies: Tell me the little details about men that drive you hot, make you insane with desire.... This could be fun, a little dirty and nasty. Just the way good sex should be!
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gosh! I'm not sure I can do that without a drink in my hand... ;)
Okay no drinks have been had over here but I will tell you a little something to get things going. When I was reading New Moon and let me tell you I have VERY vivid dreams like it feels as if this is happening.
So I kinda had a thing for the Indian characters in the book, so I googled who was playing who and it so happens Solomon Trimble plays Sam he is this guy from Portland, who attends college downtown and I have seen him around is in the movie Twilight, and this other guy, Lord he is only 17 but going to be gorgeous plays Embry. So for about 2 weeks strait I had dreams about braiding their hair on my couch and then having come of the most amazing mind blowing sex ever. I will say that it involved a LOT OF HAIR PULLING. And I know this isn't as nasty as it could be but for some reason that long black silky hair all over me while we undulated under one another was just FANTASTIC.
And I am SUPER BENDY, I mean I am not a small girl, I am a size 10 on the bottom, kinda like a pear, Small waist big ass and thighs, but I can pretty much maneuver anything in the Kama Sutra....no kidding I am BENDY. So we did a lot of bending, and I looked up Solomon Trimble's myspace and then I couldn't stop looking up hot American Indian actors it was weird for a few weeks.
I gotta tell you, I have obsessed so much over the characters Edward and Bella having sex and I was so let down by the entire lacl of detail on Breaking Dawn, Then I read that Fanfiction Fire and Ice - Holy Hell - I have been Hot over it for days, I have read it several times and although I dont agree with some of how it played out I get all crazy everytime I read it... Let's call it sexual frustration released at its best - And my husband has taken note to the change the last few days but I haven't mentioned the motivator...
Obsession I tell ya, I am obsessed to the point that it effects my personal life in positive and negative ways...
Now mind you I have just come into my secuality in the last few years - I was very introverted and non-adventurous but you sorda just throw caution to the wind after so long of the same ole thing ya know - And I am blessed with the most attentive husband - in the bedroom anyway - he lacks outside of that room though...
Oh Hell I will email you this incredibly filthy one. Its the human Bella and Edward senario. But it is Hot! Helps move things in the right direction. My hub is a fantastic lay. However I an not horribly extroverted in the way of filthy times. Sure I can get into some serious twister positions but I'm working on being more out there. But my fantasies are phenomenal.
Why has this actor crawled inside our heads this way? Honestly. Its so wierd. He is everywhere. I find myself looking everyday for something new. Or re-looking at old pics or stuff. I'm not crazy I keep telling myself IM NOT CRAZY! But maybe a little. I think whoever played the character of Edward would have a similar effect. I love these characters. Just cannot help it.
I have constantly wondered what Edward thought when Bella walked out into the water on their honeymoon buck nekid and turned to look upon her undressed for the first time. Did he slowly kiss her down that lovely white neck of hers, stopping just above the slope of her lily white breast reflected so beautifully in the moonlight...just watching her desire come to life, only to wait a moment to suckle her until her knees got so weak he had to move out to deeper water to wrap her legs around his waist. There Bella could feel the full evidence of his arousal. The warm water would help ease the transition from virgins to one. God, that gets me hot!
I keep thinking of aqua frolics with Rob. Wanting my legs wrapped around his long lean torso, his hands sliding down my back, our wet skin sliding sensuously against each other in the water. The kisses, the heavy breathing!
Give me a man who can kiss like there's no tomorrow and fuggeddaboudit! And hands, hands that tease and coax and take you to the edge only to be followed by something much more delicious!
I think that you may be on to something there Dani - I have confessed that I am In Love w/Edward, yes the character Edward - I dont care what you say, I love him! And Rob is "Edward" - ok - stay with me here... He is the closest thing to him anyway and I think that is why I am so infactuated...
and I think we are reffering to the same FanFic story but if you have a new one then send it my way sista...
Can I just add, I wish I was bendy - LMAO
Damn Jewels - I think I am falling in Love with You! You should write that Honeymoon the way it should have been written, With some damn sex!
I am more interested in how it all feels to Edward - I know Bella will be beyond herself with crazed hormonal ecstasy - But to hear him come (no pun intended) unleashed is where my mind goes nuts - the whole cold in hot, yes I said "In" does a number on me too...
Honestly smoking verbage coming out of you J. I didnt think so crazily about Rob until after I read the book and then I was hooked. The first promo pics did not look great with that trump hair. Oooooh no! But Rob has exceeded my expectations in the Edward dept.
I will send ya'll the link to some awesome Ed and B erotica. I think it us better because we are invested in the characters. Sure Ed is a little crude at times but even a gentleman thinks of the intimate times with proper crassness.
send it already - I cant take it Dani
I'm on my I phone and can't get to my email. My husband is working late on the computer. But if you go to that Fire and Ice link for that Cullenista chick you should be able to access her fave stories and other authors look at the ones rated M. I will send some of my faves tomorrow. Hold onto your panties. Literally hold onto them i have a feeling they might fly off at any minute. I myself haven't worn underwear since high school.
Okay slightly OT here, but I just saw the extra footage of Twilight from the fight scene on the Scream Awards. Looking awesome, I'm that much more jazzed to see it. Cam Cagidget or however you spell his last name presented and he is too good looking to play James. Seriously that guy is beautifully sculpted. He is the new David. And I bet his no no bits are really well groomed. I bet he has a beautiful penis. Just saying. Anywho Michelangelo made all the bits in his work look a little mangled.
Not okay, sorry back to the OT topic at hand. Cam is gorgeous and the footage was so great. Our Rob was so cute and love him in action. Oh and right before Bells gets tossed down again he says "sorry" melt my heart. And my loins. I'm thinking about Cams bits now. Hmmmmmmmm thats a nice image. But I'm thinking about the statue of David/Cam update. Its a lovely sight.
Gurlz---LOL All this talk is hilarious and at points, a total turn on!
Jules---you should be writing the Penthouse forum version of Twilight, you will definitely put Ms.Cockblock (ahem, Meyers) to shame with your descriptive wording.
Dani---Cam Gigandet looked so hot that I had to hit the rewind a few times to check him out. Dear God, what compelled his stylist to have dressed like he was in the Artic Tundra---all he needed was some tight, black jeans (like Rob's fave ones) and some Docs.
Brooke---I actually dreamed that Edward would be English (even before I saw Rob). I know, I know, he was written as an American and his mannerisms are turn of centuries. But, the Edward in my fantasies actually takes on Rob's voice.
Dani---post more links for all the fan fic.
BTW, I watched the Lexicon interviews with Solomon Trimble and Chris (Embry) and BOY HOWDY! I usually don't care for dark haired men but I was impressed by how good looking both of them are. They had to include Bay-Bay Lautner and he could not even hold up next to those two.
I was rolling over your whole hair pulling/braiding comments---my goodness, you do have a wild imagination! I am betting that their no-no bits were extraordinary!
Jules---If, you insist on sharing, I will divulge that dh and I tried the library scene from Atonement today---that film is very inspiring! I am finding that I am much more bendy then I thought I was!
Jules---you knew that this blog would be difficult to stay on topic---right?
What was it again---oh, yeah! Well, my anglophile interests are varied and most of them are blonde/light brown haired, blue/green eyes and fine boned (talking cheekbones and jawline---because I know what you're thinking).
But, Ralph Fiennes has always done it for me and especially as Laszlo de Almasy in The English Patient. I was obsessed with Egypt and Ralph in Banana Repulic gear for months. There was a lot of fantasies that dealt with sand dunes, airplanes, pyramids and Ralph's no-no---!
Oh, Jude Law does it for me, purely for looks and no-no peeks (I admit watching the bath scene in The Talented Mr. Ripley frame by frame and no the boy's not cut either).
I must also add Christian Bale, Collin Firth, and Guy Ritchie. I know that I am missing others!
Lynn I will post my top 5. This is my get out of jail free list. Meaning if these men realize they are in love with me too then one night of passion is okay to do.
1. Rob ( he might some day be lower but I'm infatuated right now)
2. Edgar Ramirez (domino) mucho hotness. Hello and thank you venasuela for your beautiful men.
3. Gerard Butler (300) he has a swinging Irish no no for sho sho.
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan( ps I love you, treys anatomy) in my dreams he is a carpenter or lumber jack
5. Gale Harold (queer as folk) he played this gay guy for years on that show and him making out with all those dudes was just kind of hot.
List is always subject to change. But I'm lovin those guys right now. Oh and Ray Finnes has a strange sexiness to him, me like. But his brother Joe does It for me more, ala Shakespeare In Love, beard and hairy chest. Yummy.
Off to bed and I'm going to catch up on my emails tomorrow so expect some love from me. Fanfic and some of the more appropriate love as well.
P.S I was telling my husband about you all today and he interrupts me saying " are you verbally blogging to me" cracked me up. Verbally blogging= Vlogging
Dani--you are too much! Oh, my get of out jail free list would include much more and Ralph Fiennes no longer makes the list.
1. Robert Thomas Pattinson
2. Josh Lucas (Sweet Home Alabama)--he is all man and then some! I am guessing that the no-no factor is off the chart.
3. Johnny Lee Miller (Eli Stone)--Angie's sloppy seconds are mine!
4. Christian Bale---NO, American scent! He would have to be in full British bloom.
5. Matthew McConaughey---purely for aethetics---the weight on that man would wonderful!
I love how all your choices look vaguely similar, except for Whitey McWhiterson, Rob---hmmmm....the pale boy got to ya! LOL
SHIT.. I leave the house for a few hours, and look what happens!
I can see how people become shut-ins.
OK - I need the fan fic stories asap, because I was never so left frustrated as by what Steph didn't write in her books.. my imagination took it so much deeper (heh heh) I wanted details dammit! screw the millions of young adults who are reading them (they're doing it anyway) Maybe we should all petition her to do a re-write for adults.. with all the bodice ripping scenes. Jules can help her out..
I also fell in love with Edwards character. BUT pity me, because I saw the trailer b4 i read the books, so I was picturing Robs face the entire time. I'm so deeply infatuated it's painful ((sigh))
I need to check the other guys out later. As for dreams, I've never had a sexual dream (what!) BUT I did have a dream that I was buying a house with Rob (freak). We were sitting in the back seat while the agent showed us around.. I can remember being annoyed at her over something, and Rob squeezed my thigh as a way of comforting me. I can remember looking down at his hands..shocked that they were touching me, and thinking in my dream.. OMG, he's touching my leg.. I think he really likes me (WHAT AN IDIOT)
I woke up soo happy. I thought about it for days. A sexual dream would prob. make me catatonic.
How did Stephenie Meyer stay interested in he husband while she wrote these books? Seriously? She admitted that she fell in love with Edward when she wrote the books.
Stephenie Meyer has another version of Breaking Dawn, The Original Version...
She never intented these books to be for tweens - The publishing company genre'd them there...
Remembering she is Mormon and she couldn't give and overly explicit details I am sure her original version had a little more bite to it... Either way I am itching for the wedding night details and I really want them from Stephenie - The one person who could right what Edward would do to Bella, Or vice versa...
I dont have sex dreams either, more day dreams... Mostly I dream scary things...
Men I am hopelessly attratcted to are the following:
David Boreanaz - Yum, I know Vampire trend but he was so Hot as Angel.
David Duchovny - Fox, Grrrr, ok so Maybe I have a sci fi issue.
Rob Pattinson - seriously is the biggest crush I have ever had, and it still sorda pisses me off, Um ya never even met him and never will - get over it already right...
Gerald Butler - He is delightful.
And what is that guy's name that plays superman on the W.B. - He is Hot too....
B- How do you know about this S. Meyer Breaking Dawn Mormon Whore book? Because I wanna see a copy of that STAT. Seriously, wedding night details PUUUULLEEEASSSE!!!
Okay so I am just all giggly this morning over your top 5. Ahhhh good choices.
As promised here is another link to a sexy Edward and Bella moment. It happens in her truck. Pretty Hot, and lets say Edward is not his usual self but still awesome to imagine this ever happening in the book...enjoy. I will e-mail links to all of you later.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4109003/1/The_Lion_and_the_Lamb
Thanks for the link Dani - And Stephenie actually gave the original copy of the book to her sister as a gift so I dont Imagine we will ever see it... LOL... Stephenie had to revamp (no pun intended) alot of the Twilight Saga to adjust to her *Tween* genre... Poor Girl!
LMAO - Mormon Whore Book!
My Top Five:
1.) Robert Thomas Pattinson!!
2.) Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Grey's Anatomy and Supernatural...that voice!)
3.) Daniel Craig - Bond, James Bond!
4.) Colin Farrell - Dirty, raunchy
Irish sex!
5.) Final tie between James McAvoy and Jonathyn Rhys-Meyers.
Ed Westwick is killing me right now. Such a bad, bad boy.
Oh crap the more I think the longer the damn list gets: Clive Owen, Denzel Washington, Christian Bale, Josh Lucas, Johnny Depp, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padilecki, Penn Badgely...See what I mean?
Can I just say how bad of an idea it is to read those damn FanFic stories at work - EXTREMELY distracting... Take my word for it, Dont do it...
My mind is mush for the rest of the day!!!
I need a cigarette or something...
Also, in the wierdest way, Jeffrey Donovan is pretty hot - but really, in a wierd way...
I love this blog... love it.
What am I missing with the Fire and Ice Fanfic... I can't find it via google... someone help! :-)
forevereb - I cant find the link - wait for Dani and she will hook you up... She is our Edward and Bella porn hook-up, Bless her soul!
Forevereb- Here is the link, did I not e-mail you the other ones?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4555760/1/Fire_Under_The_Ice
It is glorious!
Gimmie your e-mail if I did not send it to you. I have some other hot ones.
dani - yes please and THANK YOU! forevereb@yahoo.com
Also ladies...I did get many more pics last Saturday than the ones I sent to Michelle. I have them all in a facebook album and would love to share them with you (and Michelle) but don't want the whole world - i.e the KOLers to get their hands on them. I figure the best way is for me to e-mail you the link - rather than post it here or anywhere. So... if ya wanna see... e-mail me your e-mail address and let me know what your profile name is :-)
Don't mean to be so secretive - but I just don't want to share with just anyone! It's a special thing full of hair flips and zippers!
Oh, dear! I actually found a typo that Jules didn't even point out---damn! Well, this has been by far the most interesting topic. And, I have to say that Jules---you are quite the COUGAR! Geez, you really like 'em young!
Kathryn (Forevereb)--glad to see you here! I love your Rob avatar and I admit to feeling a little jealous---but, happy for you! I wouldn't mind a video clip, but, I guess we can just all live vicariously through your Rob experience. Feel free to post at my blog.
Kathryn---me, me, me! Send some to me and I promise that I have only one other local friend, who would want to see them. I understand your wish to be secretive. Hell, I would be, too!
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Thank you,
Lynn
Lynn and Dani - you have mail :-)
FOREVEREB- How cute are you? Seriously jealous over here, really adorable pics. Lots of hair flippin' that hair is fantastic. Honestly he should grow that shit out and send to locks of love or something, it is beautiful.
Fanfic-alicious evening going to happen tonight. I found a really long one with lots of chapters rated M of course called Sex and Vampires. I wonder if it is a how to?
Oh Forevereb....thank you mucho for the pic link.
Is Oliver as cute in person as he looks in the pics? I have a weird thing for the scruffy short ones. He is such a cutie I swear im going to go to the UK and thank the mums and dads for having some sex and making glorious babies.
Forevereb - aspenrds@hotmail.com -
Thanks for sharing!!!!
Kathryn---the pics are too die for! Thank you so much. I am enjoying the hair touches and jawline close-ups.
Jules---
Love the adult content block! LOL Now, you are the Marquis De Sade, Cougar of the NC-17 blog!
LOL- CONTENT BLOCK!! OH LORD Jules babe you are COUGAR for sure my lady. WOW so funny.
Okay, I have to ask, are the TwiMILF comments about said zipper on RPL getting too out of hand? I was actually the one that pointed it out and now Emily is saying that it's disrespectful to obsess about it. I would think that Rob would get a big kick out it, if he ever graced our cyber prescence.
Geez, some peeps can't take a joke!
Lynn- Check my comment I just posted. Seriously disrespectful? EAT ME! Rob is going to be huge and his fame while well deserved as he is a talent, he is super popular thanks to bitches like us. We are making the Buzz about Twilight and How to Be, we are posting about Rob, we are buying the tickets and seeing the premiers and buying the dolls or movie merch or books.
A big chill the fuck out to anyone who thinks appreciating a lovely buldging zipper or a Heavenly jawline or any other part of that fantastic specemin...can EAT ME! Honestly people need to step of their high horse and suck it.
For Hell Sake I cant take that picture of Rob is killing me... My Geeze, Really - Dying over here... In dire need of some help...
I cant convey in words what that picture does to me...
Dani - regarding the "disrespectful" commenter - I think I made her feel akk dirty by calling her a naughty girl, I may have set her off = LMAO
Funny I noticed someone deleted their posts. I mean really who the hell cares. For one I highly doubt Rob is at home looking at those posts and if he is, he is probably laughing his ass off because it is funny. And moreover he is probably happy so many women find him attractive. I bet he will always be a bit awkward in front of the camera but hey that adds to his charm. Someday when he is a seasoned professional this will all seem like a bad dream back when he was new to fame, hopefully he won't be jaded and become a total ass but hey I think Tom Cruise is a weirdo and a jackass but the man makes some entertaining movies. I used to have a crush on him big time, Risky Business bus scene ring a bell. HELLO LOVE!
So funny the word verification thing says BUSTY!
ForeverEB! Welcome dahling...
How would you like to become a card carrying member of our little camraderie that we have going on! Love that you got to meet Mr. Hottie McHotterson himself.
Me, I'm hitting the Big D in November to see him for myself!
As our lovely fellow TWIMILF Lynn says: Proper Crasness always welcome!
ForeverEB! Welcome dahling...
How would you like to become a card carrying member of our little camraderie that we have going on! Love that you got to meet Mr. Hottie McHotterson himself.
Me, I'm hitting the Big D in November to see him for myself!
As our lovely fellow TWIMILF Lynn says: Proper Crasness always welcome!
Holy mother of "content warning" LMAO - I'll give you some content warning - Love it...
I think im getting a little snarky on the boards today but feeling frisky about it. Hell Im having a good time.
Mee too - I just dont give a flying monkey shit anymore - If RPL has an issue then boot me off but I never bash Rob, In fact I jump to his defense (almost imediantly) and Its the damn Internet - Get the freak over it already, Right...
Dani - she re-posted, LMAO - All is well...
Can I just say we lit RPL back up today - I can feel the difference when we get out there and comment - It is our banter that makes there site, Rob is just icing in the MILF's cake - So go post your asses off and worry about the rest later...
Jewels64 - I hope you don't mind me sneaking in unannounced!! The various "anonymous's" were driving me a little insane and I went on a rampage and found all you lovely ladies hanging out here!
Adult content warnings, talk of zippers without getting bashed, sexy fanfic... count me in!
Dani - yes, Oliver is as cute as a button. And he's a talker... on Thursday night we spoke to him for a further 45 minutes after the Q&A - one story leads to another. Lovely guy.
Oh Holy Hotness... I just saw THE pic you are referring to. I hate facial hair... but not any more. Not on that face. Oh... I'll be back in a minute....
Jules - LOVE THE CONTENT WARNING.
Hello Forevereb.. I will def. email you my email..
The comments are rocking today. Brooke you are ON FIRE. must've went for seconds last night with your man ;)
I'm bit behind today, but here is my list.:
1. Robert Thomas Pattinson.
2. Viggo Mortensen - can we just say - turkish math scene in Eastern Promises
3. Ralph and Joseph Fiennes (The English Patient & Shakespeare in love are pers. favs) - agree lynn
4. Aaron Eckhart (because of his character in Erin Brockavich)
5.Daniel Craig is lovely too (jules)
6. Sam Elliot - A bit old, but can we just say, I'd do him on a horse?
I love weathered, craggy faces with lot's of character.
Forevereb, sneak away and welcome. Oh hey I just handed out my first golden zipper award for proper conduct on the boards to Emily responding back to me. Awe I feel like I just did something meaningful. Now back to Rob's bits. Ahem delicious? I bet.
Tess... you have mail :-)
oh Tess fabulous five. Aaron's chin is the best. Very dented I love it. Daniel Craig Bond in blue swimming shorts. Can I just have like a top twenty?
J-baby! Wow need more fanfic and soon. Can we say that you have a way with words heeeeeelllllleeeeew yes ma'am. Little hot over here and want to be bitten.
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