Hotter than Hell

Just had to add this little video I made. The latest pix of Rob have been killing me. I thought the music was appropriate. Can't wait to see my man sans shirt under the clock tower in New Moon!!! Ooooh La la!!!

Thanks Easter Bunny!!!

Thanks Easter Bunny!!

It's a New Moon in Vancouver and Edward Cullen has been resurrected!! Isn't that the meaning of Easter to all Twi-hards and RPattz fans everywhere?

I know I've been searching the web far and wide for lots more Edward Cullen goodies to stash into my basket to gloat over on Easter Morning.

RPattz is better than chocolate any day. The only better would be RPattz covered in chocolate and allowing me to nibble an ear here or there!!!

So once again I'm entering into the heady, dizzying anticipation of Twi-mania....

Thank God for my fav support group and my favorite blog!! No, not mine peeps (ha ha...get it?)! Robsessed!!! Even though there have been some rocky times there lately with some major personality clashes, the fact remains that it is still one of my favorite places to visit everyday. Any blog that can successfully bring me the RPattz heat with such quality and good taste is a place you will always find me!!! My hat is off to the good women who can deliver such witty bon mots with such proper crassness.

Too much time is spent on the web and other blogs wasting precious space filling the minds of those who can't seem to think for themselves and figure out when something is utter crap and something is purely sincere.

Robsessed is pure WIN. Show some respect for Rob and show some respect for our blog and you will always be welcome!!!

Sex in Tight Pants

Thursday, March 12 was a day in which my retinas were completely scorched (along with my panties) by this image.

Now, I ask you...don't you think that if you were to open up a dictionary and look up the word "SIN", that this picture would be next to the definition?

This man is ULTIMATE SIN. I can't seem to function. He just gets hotter by the damn minute and I have hormones and brain cells that are frying at an alarming rate.

Robert Thomas Pattinson you are undoubtedly the hottest, long, lean speciman of male sexuality that I have ever drooled over in my life. And I've been on this planet twice as long as you have. You've got not only me but a group of really wonderful women so worked up that we're plotting and planning ways to get to Vancouver just to see you!!!

I used to consider myself to be quite a rational person, but I am traversing in a spiral of lust, madness, frivolity, sillness and outright crazy. You, Sir, make me feel like a teenager again. You, Sir, are one of the reasons I am dating someone your age. You, Sir........kill me. ** THUD **

Thank you ....I think. No....REALLY!!!! THANK YOU!!

Dazzled By You!

It was a Sunday night filled with anticipation. Robert Pattinson had arrived back on American soil. Yes, that's right ladies...our smooth ass Brit is back!

I arrived home, breathless with anticipation! The Red Carpet was rocking! Ryan Seacrest was schmoozing, oozing and just plain out cruising....

Up steps Mr. Robert Fucking Pattinson in the background. The collective scream heard round the world was from the RobKats. That's right y'all...we caused that Tsunami.....

There he was in all his Dolce glory! Long Live the SEX HAIR! Unicorns were set free that night....

Needless to say...three and half fucking glorious hours of brooding cheekbones and cheeky smiles was enough to send this cougar over the edge....

Mr. Pattinson...Welcome to Hollywood! Thank you for bringing true elegance, wit, charm and the perfect amount of self deprecation that makes all the women in the world wanna line up just to help you to reaffirm just how fucking hot you are....

You are in for one hell of a ride Mister!!! Just remind me to buckle my seat belt and I will follow you anywhere!!!

Happy Freaking Valentines Day Gorgeous!

GAH! I rolled over this morning and this is what I saw. What a way to spend a Valentine's Day! Johnny Sex Hair was in fine form....

Happy Valentine's Day Rob...I heart you so hard!

One of these days you will fall in love with my absolute madness and will devote yourself to my every pleasure. You will submit to all my cougar glory and gloat with pride that I am all yours.

One day....I'll quit drinking so much!

♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥

You are under my power...now bark like a dog!

It's the eyes....I swear it's the eyes! They draw you in, they undress you, they make you think crazy insane thoughts. Yes Rob, I'll bark like a dog for you. I'll volunteer to clean up your dandruff. I promise to keep you and Tom entertained and stocked in beer, cigarettes and hot pockets. I'll do your laundry for you so that the two pair of black pants that you own will always be clean. GAH!!! I am your slave you insanely gorgeous, fantastically witty, incredibly smart, undeniably talented gift from God!

So many Edwards, so little time.

I am currently caught up in a miasma of Edward Cullens. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just becoming so overwhelming.

This huge spate of Edwards is a result of spending countless hours reading fan fiction, writing fan fiction, staring at pictures such as this one, which in turn leads me back to the fan fiction again.

The current crop of lovely Edwards that I have personally become acquainted with are Dark Edward, Evil Edward, Skittles Edward, the list goes on and on. I'm caught up writing my own Edward in a fan fiction story. I am having to force myself to think about Edward and Robert Pattinson all day. It's just a sacrifice that as an author, I have to make for the dear readers. I love you Babbles.....

So, once again I'm getting ready to step back into Edward's head and heart. Let me tell y'all...I wouldn't want to be anywhere else!